Shit post central

I just have so many newsies head cannons, that my main blog would not deal with it all. So enjoy a tumblr full of Newsies HCs -Main account is Ruthlessanduseless-

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nOBBIN WITH AWLL

tha

MUCK E TY

MUCKS

I’M

B L O W I N MY DOUGH AN GOING

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LUX

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I feel like Les Amis, the Newsies, and the basketball team from High School Musical are some kind of holy trinity, but of what, I do not know

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holy trinity of rebellious gays

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I'm sick as hell with a sore throat my clingy best friend gave me, but could I have some Racer stays over in Brooklyn for the first time and Spot is super sweet and?? Race is very flustered?? Damn he never seen Spot Conlon's soft side before and he likes it??

I hope you’re feeling better now!! I actually wanted to draw this quickly but my awful, terrible, no-good ambition kicked in and uh…… yeah……. Anyway Race is sick in your honour anon

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newsies as people i saw on campus today

((the first snowfall of the year is always a weird day))

albert: wearing socks and sandals through the snow, complaining about having wet feet

race: right next to albert, heelying through a snowdrift and then falling over

jack: you know that vine of the guy who spends like 5 full seconds slipping and then doesn’t fall? he did that 4 times within like 30 feet of sidewalk

davey: wearing a full parka and a scarf and mittens and a fuzzy hat even though it’s only actually like -5 out

spot: davey’s polar opposite, wearing a tank top and shorts with his snowboots

katherine and crutchie: sitting in the library, drinking starbucks and watching all this chaos through the windows

[poorguysheadisdoingwhatnow]

In the Newsies groupchat

Katherine: I’m watching Elmer walk to class holding a baguette like a weapon

Albert: well

Albert: that’s not the weirdest thing he’s ever done

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Favorite Newsies Quotes: Newsies (1992)

So that’s what they call a family Ain’t you glad you ain’t that way? Ain’t you glad you got a dream called Santa Fe?

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I made my 12 year old brother watch Newsies and in the middle of Seize the Day he closed his eyes and said, “thank you God for Ben Fankhauser” and I couldn’t agree more

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papa newsie and all his newslings

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WHAT A

LAD

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*dad

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valid

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Friend: Who was your favorite Crutchie?

Me: All Crutchies are good Crutchies

Friend: Haha yeah but like what acto-

Me: A l l C r u t c h i e s a r e g o o d C r u t c h i e s

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Race: Albert is gone so I’m going to cut all the sleeves off my shirts.

Davey: Why?

Race: He’s like 85% of my impulse control.

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davey jacobs: jack, race, we need to talk about the example you’re setting for the younger newsies.

race higgins, perched on a table with jack: those are some mighty brave words for a guy standing in lava.

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Spot head cannons cause i wanna

-please imagine spot trying to keep it together when jack betrayed everyone

-like, spot just going to punch him, but stopping, and then when he goes back to brooklyn and has some time to himself just gets super upset

-the only reason he didn’t soak jack there and then was race  (ofc im adding sprace in this, who do you think i am)

-but like spot being all tough and scary, but feeling weak inside sometimes

-spot seeing crutchie get cornered one day after he defended another newsie, spot starts to go over and soak em, but crutchie smacks em in the leg with his crutch, hard. 

-spot has massive respect for crutchie since that day, he was never wary of him, but he gained respect that day.

-spot loves touch, he loves the pressure of hugs. but is super jittery when people touch him cause he’s king, no one should touch the king of brooklyn

-however when race hugs him for the first time (after they had to leg it for some reason) he cries

-he full on sobs, cause no one hugs him, he cant have people hug him. but race is different

-he trusts race with his life

-his first kiss is with race, when they were both drunk

-spot avoids race for 3 weeks before race storms into brooklyn and demands spot to talk to him

-race ends up with a shiner, but then they make up cause spot misses race.

-SPOT IS AFFECTIONATE AND NEEDS HUGS AND ATTENTION FROM RACE TO GET THROUGH THE DAY

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Davey: We need a plan of attack.

Jack: I have a plan; attack!

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Jack [to the Newsies]: Boys, I don’t know how to say this, so I’ll whisper it into Race’s ear and he’ll blurt it out in astonishment.

Jack: *whispers into Race’s ear*

Race: *GASP* KATHERINE IS PULITZER’S DAUGHTER?!

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#oh my god

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every newsies blog has to post this at least once (it’s a fact)

[a-simple-gaywitch]

Fixing Things

Summary: (Y/N) is in charge of the Manhattan newsies after Jack left her in charge before going to Santa Fe. Unfortunately, the other boroughs are still pissed at Jack for suggesting the disband. Now she has to fix things on her own.

Author’s Note: I got the idea for this from this post by @spotconlonshitposts

Type: fluff / angst / smut / other

Pairing: Jack x Fem!Reader

Warnings: swearing, blood, injuries

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“Race!” You yelled as the bruised, blond boy stumbled through the door, supporting a bleeding Albert under his arms. “What happened?”

“Couple o’ Brooklyn boys were sellin’ and we tried talkin’ to them. They decided to soak me an’ Al.”

You ran your fingers through your hair and groaned. Alright. Set him down. I’ll go get the bandages.” You walked into the kitchen and dug through the cabinets until you found the one used to store the first aid equipment. “This is getting ridiculous,” you muttered, slamming the drawer closed. “If it weren’t for Jack, none of this would be happening.”

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HOLY SHIT THANK YOU FOR WRITING SOMETHING FROM ONE OF MY POSTS OMG!!! THIS IS AWESOME!