got a masters degree in being ignored
looks like someone got referred to as et al on their paper LMAO
Three Goblin Art

Janaina Medeiros
Xuebing Du
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trying on a metaphor
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

if i look back, i am lost
ojovivo
Sade Olutola

blake kathryn
Stranger Things
d e v o n
occasionally subtle
we're not kids anymore.
Acquired Stardust
Cosmic Funnies

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@ruthlessanduseless
got a masters degree in being ignored
looks like someone got referred to as et al on their paper LMAO
no one:
me, talking about my fave character:
7 Crows - Illustrations for the Crooked Kingdom special edition by our patron saint @lbardugo
words can’t explain how honored I was to create the artwork for this
“Hey guess what”
“No you have to guess”
I'm feelin' 22! A look at the past 12 months
I'm feelin' 22! I wrote a post about the past 12 months!
So yesterday was my birthday! I’m officially 22 years old! I’ve done all the celebrating I want, and now I just want to sit and reflect on the last 12 months of my life. I’m not the biggest fan of my birthday. I will celebrate it, but every year they feel bittersweet. From the age of 12 I always felt like my life a use by date, a certain age I had in mind that I wouldn’t get past. So, although I…
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I'm grateful for every ended friendship
I wrote another thing, this times it's why I'm grateful for every ended friendship. Go give a quick read and maybe share it if you want?
Not to toot my own horn, but I’m okay at making friends; most of these friends are more like acquaintances, though I hate that word so they’re just friends that I’ll only talk to if I see them. I do end up having some incredibly close friendships though, I always have had at least one person (discounting a few months here and there) in my life that was an incredibly close friend.
The problem…
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Yup, yes, you read that correctly. I am dropping out of university. Now believe me when I say, it is no one’s fault. Not the university’s, not my family’s, not my friends, not eve…
So I’m dropping out of university, and I made blog post about it. It’d be cool if people gave me that sweet validation by at least giving it a quick read. No pressure though :)
Has this been done?
what i really mean when i ask people if i can read around them:
When i read books alone and it gets to a good part it looks like I’m having a freaking seizure
I feel personally attacked
Thanks for the quote, gremlin.
If your fic is 1000 words long, you can’t tag it slow burn. It’s not slow burn. That is a matchstick. And this is my personal bias here but if those motherfuckers you’re writing experience significant forward momentum in their relationship in under 5k words, then that is just a regular old burn. Slow burn should be borderline intolerable and a mistake to start reading at 2 in the morning.
If the fic doesn’t have multiple scenes where two people almost kiss but then don’t because of a contrived interruption that they are both grateful for and angry about, until the desperate reader is forced every other paragraph to mutter, “this is fucking ridiculous, this is bullshit, I’m so fucking mad, please update sooooooooooon,” then it isn’t a slow burn. It is a romance and that is a lovely thing but. Slow burns should feel like being set on fire unto your death but the tinder is people not kissing and the spark is people who don’t admit they love each other and the whole thing is. You know. Slow.
CORRECT
I once read a slow burn where the main pairing didn’t even speak to each other ontil 80k words in
This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read and the only true slow burn fic
I’m at mcdonalds and this teenage boy just asked his friend why he was wearing a superman shirt with a batman hat and he said “they’re boyfriends you asshole” the children………… are our future perhaps
ppl are implying this is fake and I won’t try to convince u bc idc but I gotta ask: do u think if I wanted to make something up it would be a story where I’m sitting at mcdonalds alone and eavesdropping on teenagers when one of them said something funny? do u really think that’s the flattering picture of myself I wish to present? sad nosy lady at mcdonalds?
Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.
Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes.
my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately.
then fuck the ghost you cowards
have any of yall had a weird last few weeks or is that just me & everyone i know irl? bc theres something in the air i Swear
like ok:
-one of my neighbors was straight up murdered, the cops showed up, the people who manage my building sent out an email about it, and then we just. never heard anything about it again. i tried to check for news online but there’s nothing
-five separate people i know have had real bad mental breaks
-e v e r y o n e i’ve talked to abt it has been having vivid nightmares and/or trouble sleeping
-three separate people i know have been in unrelated car crashes
-one of my friends sisters just. disappeared into the woods for a few days
-a guy came up to me n my friend while we were waiting for someone else outside my building on the street yesterday and very seriously asked me where the haunted mannequin that looks out onto the street from one of our building windows is & wouldn’t accept me telling him I hadn’t seen one. he insisted it had been there since the building was built in the 90s even when i told him our building was only built two years ago
ok apparently there. is a mannequin. also it was apparently put there to replace a watchman that was murdered and listen. im not gonna say this possibly haunted mannequin has been wrecking havoc in my life and also may have murdered my neighbor but im also not NOT saying that