Félix is going to show up in S7 after unpacking his stuff like that meme guy bringing pizza to the party and finding everything on fire. Marinette and Adrien have broken up. Marinette and Alya have broken up (he didn't know they were dating). The turtle guy is crying. All four of them are taking turns calling some guy in Brazil who acts as an unpaid therapist without any regard for time zones. Pigella says if Adrinette doesn't kiss and make up she'll kiss them both instead — Purple Tigress doesn't seem too happy about that statement. Chloé's half-sister is brooding in the corner. Minotaurox is brooding in another corner. The Dog holder has impostor syndrome (ironic). The Horse's mum has been yeeted into space. The Mouse's dad has yeeted himself out of a billion dollar project. The Monkey is an imbecile. The Rooster and Goat clearly know each other's identities and kiss with tongue about it, but no one else has even noticed because too much is going on. Kagami told her mother to fuck off (again), which he wishes he could celebrate, except he doesn't really have time to celebrate because there is a museum to his uncle's memory being built in his grandparents' mansion and a statue to his uncle's memroy being built in his grandparents' garden and Nathalie is hiding something and Adrien is definitely hiding something and he himself is hiding something from his mum. And as Argos he can feel it all.
He doesn't even know about his worst in-law yet
