[hellenhighwater]

I forgot to eat dinner so I'm having 11 pm corn on the cob. This counts as a meal

... It's possible that I really need to do some grocery shopping

[miamaimania]

Untitled (Mirror) ⬭ Ron Gilad — the hand mirror that holds you

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[eatthekidsfirst]

friends with consequences

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[deepetch]

This is awesome on so many levels.

Ladies and Gentlemen i present to you John Carpenter’s The Thing, as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit children’s animation Pingu. Directed by Lee Hardcastle, in under 3 minutes. Noot, Noot.

[sluttynurse]

everyone's afraid of looking busted everyone's afraid of making mistakes everyone's afraid of looking stupid everyone's afraid of embarrassment everyone's afraid of imperfections because of the damn PANOPTICON that is current society and it's fucking STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bugwars]

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[eugenieroe]

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

[just-another-regular-dude]

[ozempicofficial]

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[spore-carrier]

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

[patronsaint-ofthedenial-deactiv]

First of all he's not my boyfriend he's some other shit. Plus scientists don't even know the ramifications of it's hazards yet