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how it feels to be surrounded by perverted mutants

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

themightytej

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20

Reblog to save a life

suspiciouslysharklike-deactivat

if you scroll past this just because it doesn’t affect you personally, i see you.

dovewithscales

Also, you can always go to court and contest a ticket, and a lot of times you’ll win. Or if the cop thinks you’ll win they won’t even show up and you’ll win by default.

They like to target out of state plates because anyone who would be majorly inconvenienced by a court date two months away is a lot more likely to just pay it.

missandryifyourenasty

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

notogdenjesse

This is one my favourite things the internet has ever made.

missandryifyourenasty

!!!!!!

bioluminescently-unfolding

This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.

eclipseart143

oh gosh 🫠🫠🫠

timeladix

Brought to you by gay poly delusions...

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Song: she looks at me with her bed room eyes

What i heard : she looks at me with her dead shrimp eyes

#vonco

chansbabygirl

This picture is a work of art.

onlyrainbowshipstbh

for the record, i now fully believe that aof mixes love potions in his office and dumps them into the water at domundi hq.

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

your username is predicting the way you die, is it bad?

yes

no

it's awful

it's funny

idk what this counts as

results

Voting ended onJul 11, 2025

sprakletastic

well...as long as i don't explode into, like, meat confettias long and i get to explode into ACTUALLY sprakle-confetti-sparkles, then yes, its funny,

#meatconfetti

valtsv

real sadists understand that you can torture The Character simply by forcing them to live with themself

kseniyagreen

memeuplift

ratsquinks

bit hot today got the feets out

ratsquinks

I really want you to know that she is in fact the softest rat I've ever had idk what kind of conditioner she uses but I've never touched a softer rat that wasn't a tiny baby