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trans-ralsei

caughtthedarkness93

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

soupysoot

Cassandra and jason doing something stupid because I think they would get along

^ Jason's reading to Cass but he's so invested, he doesn't notice she's been asleep for half an hour

^ Laundry mix up. They go on patrol like this.

miiuxue

cha cha real smooth

tengreatcoats

concept: shorts that say “not S+P approved” on the butt

tengreatcoats

angelolytle

oh so when the reader knows something i don’t it’s “dramatic irony” but when i know something the reader doesn’t suddenly i’m an “unreliable narrator” 🙄

trainthief

sometimes I randomly remember that Mr Ratburn from Arthur is gay married to a chocolatier and a sense of calmness and prosperity washes over me like a wave

trainthief

someone just reblogged this old post out of nowhere, causing a sense of calmness and prosperity to wash over me like a wave

thepunkypunk

Happy pride month to that rat

eugeniedanglars

how could anyone hate tumblr when we are the only social media platform with a dedicated and popular subset of users who exclusively post about being evil gay wizards

evilwizard

it’s an honor and a privilege ma’am

gayjoealwyn

getting anonymous hate (“just checking in” emails) from jealous haters (my professors) because of my hot takes (incredibly overdue assignments)

#logging on to post this logging back off to go stare at a grainy pdf and hope divine inspiration strikes

avocant

okay so I'm having a debate with my flatmates

are these all different things and if so what do you call them

#first = hoodie #second = sweatshirt #third = crewneck #though sweatshirt could in fact be applicable to all

hiveswap

I'm starting a collection. Idk what the aesthetic is. Blorbocore

walrus-king

podcastwizard

little used fantasy trope i love: when two people are playing cards in a shady bar and it's the tense moment where they show their hand but it's a fantasy so they can't say things like "full house" or "royal flush" so they same some nonsense like "three crowns and a dead crow" and the crowd is like "oooOOHH" so we know that's good

ocdnatural-deactivated20220809

supernatural is fun because you have three main characters. one is a biblical angel, one drinks demon blood and has psychic powers and one is ....uhh some guy i guess? and they focus the most on the third one

neinofthem

as much as essek is a genius wizard and schemer and intimidating and aloof he is also Just Some Guy. he stole the most important items in his country’s culture not because of a desire to start war but because he’s a huge nerd. he’s being chased by assassins and the people who exposed his crimes led the worst man of all existence to his doorstep and he wants to get drunk off of boozy hot chocolate. he tried to fistfight a giant with his twink wizard noodle arms. he gardens. he can crush a man with one hand. he has little teefies. his dad got so angry at him he died. he’s dating the worlds most traumatized man. he’s my best friend. he’s gay. easily the most character of all time.

zzzzzzrrrr

googledocsdyke

it's like. he's a son. he's a daughter. he's a bad man. he's a serial killer. he's a cowboy. he's a xerox machine. he's a mother. he's a loose cannon. he's bad writing. he's good writing. he's a swiftie. he's a hero. he's an antihero. he's bad bisexual rep. he's han solo. no he's not. he's a father. he's his father. he's an alcoholic. he's a control freak. he's the michael sword. he's a child. he's a husband. he's a housewife. he's a mechanic. he's the last great american queerbait. he's a soldier. he's a redditor. he's a violent urge. he's a failed man. he's a construct. he's a parody. he's a revenge arc. he's a tragic hero. he's a widow. he's a divorcee. he's a dancer. he's a righteous man. he's a photocopy. he's never wrong. he's always wrong. he's irredeemable. he's redemption. he's a pop culture geek. he's kinda butch. he's a painted whore. he's an archetype. he's an homage. he's a drag king. he's just a guy. he's a hooker with a heart of gold.

googledocsdyke

he's a christ figure. he's a deadbeat dad. he's the final girl. he's some guy. he's a scammer. he's a ladies' man. he's a sacrificial lamb. he's an aquarius. he's a game of thrones fan. he's a note on camp.

googledocsdyke

HE'S A BIRTHDAY BOY