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[chimpanzeedotcom]

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

[doubleca5t]

This is a World Heritage Post and it's not even 3 years old yet

[the-big-mood]

I didn’t realize there were so many people getting destroyed by mattresses 😂

[theswordofdamntheseknees]

I love these so much.

[genjichu]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have been transformed into this halloween-y creature!

https://wheelofnames.com/t86-9e4

How're things going?

great!

same as before

I finally love myself

alright i suppose

Terrible I hate this

Trying to get changed back

Voting ended onApr 12

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[tealeafed]

One thing I love about studying math is that when you ask any fellow student or prof why they went into math we all say it’s because we find it beautiful. It’s so diametrically opposed to the opinion that everyone else has about math that it feels like some kind of virus that infects you and makes you unable to study anything else

[mindwires]

I study math because there is some sort of gremlin in my brain addicted to the clacking sound two Numbers make when they smack against each other

[pico42]

Reminds me of this:

[drawnsnake]

// JudgeClaudeFrollo tried to swim in lava

[sharkflan]

can’t stop picking my lip :o)

[raddagher]

some artists are just extremely capable of capturing emotions that elude the english language

[n1-adora-fan]

Never change Brennan

[puck1919]

[malibuklaus]

[cheese24k]

[forest-kiss-deactivated20160407]

I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

[peopleareaproblem]

Narrator: “Water. Unlike other cats, long-haired Persians need regular baths to keep their luxurious coats healthy and fluffy. Reginald doesn’t care if he has a prize-winning coat. He just wants the ordeal to be over.”

Reginald: *meows in distress*

Narrator: Unfortunately for Reggie, there’s one last step. He’s about to learn that getting wet is nothing – compared to getting dry.”

♫ TRIUMPHANT FANTASY MUSIC ♪

@captioned-vines​

[showertimereminders]

REMEMBER TO TAKE A MAJESTIC SHOWER!

[rekoncha]

what would you do if two months into dating your girlfriend turns to you one day and tells you that she’s “finally memorized your attack patterns”

[maxcessorytomurder]

show her my second phase

[strawbebbynya]

[courtesycalling]

[fleshengine]

This is such a stupid idea executed so perfectly and in character it's amazing.

[despazito]

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

[tealeafed]

One thing I love about studying math is that when you ask any fellow student or prof why they went into math we all say it’s because we find it beautiful. It’s so diametrically opposed to the opinion that everyone else has about math that it feels like some kind of virus that infects you and makes you unable to study anything else

[mindwires]

I study math because there is some sort of gremlin in my brain addicted to the clacking sound two Numbers make when they smack against each other

[pico42]

Reminds me of this:

[despazito]

they won't return my calls but i think i'm onto something

[despazito]

another