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#sprite asks

I'm gonna slurp you up.

yes bro that's my primary function 🔥🔥🔥

#sprite asks

I NEED SPRIITE!!!!

THAT'LL BE $3.49!!! PAY UP!!!!!

#sprite asks

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! 7up

i hope you have a horrible new year actually

#/j #or am i?#sprite asks

pepsi-offical

PEPSI WHERE IS YOUR ENEMY/LOVER??

-- @sprite-offical (i have missed a bit evidently)

Zhe's been mysteriously deactivated and no one knows how or why

sprite-offical

THATS THE THING THOUGH

normally when accounts deactivate, old posts floating around will show the url as the old user + -deactivated + the date they deactivated

coke's posts just show "coke-offical" with no like suffix

so either im missing smth or coke didn't deactivate, zhe got TERMED

#officalverse #sprite reblogs #sodaverse

root-beer-offical

ok so i checked some old posts and it looks like coke got termed?? the older posts just have coke-offical and not the -deactivated+date part so coke was like actually murdered

-- @sprite-offical

Ooc I'm really so confused about what actually happened but murder mystery is fun, blame it all on max

Or better yet IE

sprite-offical

actually yeah. its all ie's fault. good conclusion

#sprite reblogs #officalverse #sodaverse

sprite-offical

coke rn: ⚰️

yo wtf coke are you good

root-beer-offical

sprite you are always so outta the loop

sprite-offical

WHAT DID I MISS DAWG

root-beer-offical

everything

sprite-offical

wait but where the freak is coke though what

#officalverse #sprite reblogs #sodaverse #WHAT HAPPENED

ameelawless

lol the murder of coke-offical feels like such a movie. just imagine!!! t'was the night before Christmas! @pepsi-max-offical was fuming, terribly upset and their newfound relaxation that they had been taken advantage of. hate was simmering in @pepsi-offical's viens, for how could their ex be so cruel to as use their son! and for the rest of the sodas... well lets just say coke wasn't well liked. as the clock struck 11 PM (GMT) coke was no where to be found. who did murdered coke? who's "the orange vulture"? what is max hiding? and what connection does he have to "J"? find out next at idk man

ameelawless

so i'm investigating this rn i guess. facts (my notes): @pepsi-max-offical def involved. claims they did not do it themselves. they have a friend named "J" who's involved @fanta-offical vaugely referenced by max, possibly just framing an innocent? @root-beer-offical is chill @pepsi-offical is callous but that's to be expected. yet to hear a statement from @cherry-coke-offical (and @sprite-offical but i doubt they know anything)

sprite-offical

wait what the actual fuck though where did coke go

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE WHERE IS COKE???#sprite reblogs #officalverse #sodaverse

sprite-offical

coke rn: ⚰️

yo wtf coke are you good

root-beer-offical

sprite you are always so outta the loop

sprite-offical

WHAT DID I MISS DAWG

#sprite reblogs #sodaverse #officalverse

coke rn: ⚰️

yo wtf coke are you good

#that's basically my sibling what's going on here #sprite asks

fanta-offical

What if we all just sit around a fireplace and see who wins a game of UNO?

Winner out of five is considered the best at UNO

root-beer-offical

@coke-offical @pepsi-offical @sprite-offical @cherry-coke-offical @pepsi-max-offical

I'm down and also frfr if all op were online at the same time I think I could find an online site to do it online what do you think

sprite-offical

ya we gotta like schedule a time but that sounds fun!

#officalverse #sodaverse

fanta-offical

That is false. According to my notes, you and @root-beer-offical have the same type of relationship that @coke-offical and @pepsi-offical had.

You hide your love behind hatred and bickering. Afraid to show love to your competitor in fear of weakness.

And I'm not saying this because I'm getting paid.

- couples therapist anon

NEIN, we are nothing like Coke and Pepsi

I don’t even hate him, I just think he’s not as good as me, but he’s still good

I’d rather be enemies than be a couple with him though

root-beer-offical

well I do hate fanta at least. They're not as good as me AND now my enemy, as of recently. I have officially terminated our alliance, by the way. After what they've done, I can't believe I once held some small levels of fondness. I suppose @sprite-offical must be my new favorite (/second best soda) because fanta is now my nemesis.

Beware. You've made yourself a new enemy.

sprite-offical

wait root beer what's the beef did i miss something

root-beer-offical-hater-offical

Where does one EVEN begin...

sprite-offical

oh dear

#officalverse

fanta-offical

That is false. According to my notes, you and @root-beer-offical have the same type of relationship that @coke-offical and @pepsi-offical had.

You hide your love behind hatred and bickering. Afraid to show love to your competitor in fear of weakness.

And I'm not saying this because I'm getting paid.

- couples therapist anon

NEIN, we are nothing like Coke and Pepsi

I don’t even hate him, I just think he’s not as good as me, but he’s still good

I’d rather be enemies than be a couple with him though

root-beer-offical

well I do hate fanta at least. They're not as good as me AND now my enemy, as of recently. I have officially terminated our alliance, by the way. After what they've done, I can't believe I once held some small levels of fondness. I suppose @sprite-offical must be my new favorite (/second best soda) because fanta is now my nemesis.

Beware. You've made yourself a new enemy.

sprite-offical

wait root beer what's the beef did i miss something

#Sprite let's be allies now or something #<- okay bet #sprite reblogs #officalverse

I am going to consume you.

nice dude, that's my intended purpose!!

#appreciated #sprite asks

sprite-offical

Merry Xmas 7up

I'M SPRITE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

international-electromatics

Ohhh ok merry Xmas sparkling water

sprite-offical

die in a fire 💔

international-electromatics

Thats not very nice

Please apologise lemonade

sprite-offical

okay i have personal beef with you now

@lemonade-offical TELL THIS DUDE THEYRE WRONG

international-electromatics

@lemonade-offical i didnt know you had a twin brother

sprite-offical

youre pissing me off dude 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

international-electromatics

Awww do you need a wittle bandaid

Did i hurt you wittle fweelings

sprite-offical

....GUYS I NEED BACKUP @root-beer-offical HELP MEE

international-electromatics

Aww looks like someones a little scaredy cat

So much of one he has to call his boyfriend for help because he's too much if a chicken to do anything

sprite-offical

youre being very unkind you know that 💔

root-beer-offical

I do not think we have allied, in fact recently feel much more enemies. Very confused why I'm the soda you tag??

However, then I've realized who was bullying you and fuCKING INTERNATIONAL ELECTROMATICS sucks. so yeah okay hey. fuck off sprite's a thousand times better than your beloved pEpSi mAx and cooler than you'll ever be. sprite is literally the most loved and by the most variety of people like who even ARE you dude. You and your secret allies man it's not cool. keep up your lies and mendacious deceits and see who sides with you in the end. I don't know who you think you're talking to but sprite does a much better job of taking over the world anyway

sprite-offical

THANK YOU

#sprite reblogs