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Miles | they/them | local cool teen | 🏳️‍🌈 | Muh-bim-bam | primary/art: @pebblesmatter secondary/main: @milesisarat

[dogtheories]

cereal

[altispinax-deactivated20230404]

...am i doing this right

[homoquartz]

hang it up

[taz-ids]

[ID: Two panel comic featuring Taako and Kravitz, seen from the bust up. In the first panel, Taako hands Kravitz a picture frame. “Found this for you while I was out,” he says, expression sly. In the second panel, Kravitz looks down at the frame in his hands. “Death Laugh Love,” he reads. /ID]

[treeantlers]

taako my beloved

[taz-ids]

[ID: Drawing of Taako, seen from the bust up. Taako is a tan elf with green eyes and wavy blond hair, braided over one shoulder. He’s wearing a white collared shirt with lace ties and a brown vest, as well as a pointed brown hat. Star and moons charms dangle from the brim, and there are flowers tucked into the sash. There’s a simple necklace with a turquoise gem around his neck. Taako is turned slightly to the left and smiling. /ID]

[sprite-pepsi-and-bees]

"you could use God's key, which is what I call a brick"

- Travis McElroy

[sprite-pepsi-and-bees]

The best thing was when I discovered that most of the people that listen to MBMBAM also don't get half the references they make

[homoquartz]

why not

[milkenwood]

[ID: A four panel comic showing Lup, Taako and Barry Bluejeans from The Adventure Zone: Balance. It is not coloured.

First panel: Taako, an elf with short curly hair and a star patterned wizard hat, is standing next to Barry, a human with short hair, glasses, and a button down, towards the left side of the panel. Taako is smiling. Lup, an elf with short curly hair, glasses, and a witch hat, is turned half towards them with her hands raised. She is smiling brightly as she exclaims, "Watch this watch this!".

Second panel: Both Taako and Barry are watching Lup expectantly as she, now turned towards the front, rolls her eyes and says, "Ugh, I'm so bored I could just die!".

Third panel: Lup falls to the ground and her head turns into a skull, hinting she just died and turned into her lych form. Taako is smiling with his mouth open, Barry is surprised.

Fourth panel: Taako and Barry are looking down, Lup is out of frame. Taako looks excited, his hands are raised as if he's about to clap and there's a little heart and exclamation mark next to his head. Barry looks shocked and worried, his mouth is open and his eyebrows drawn together, and there are sweat drops next to his head. END ID]

[podcastwizard]

can someone draw taako saying this

[hukiboukeryy]

[barry-j-blupjeans]

tres horny boys fully represent the quote “if we work together, we might be able to find someone smart enough to help”

[pidgedee]

i forgot i drew this for instagram requests awhile ago omg

[id: two images. the first is a 3/4 view headshot of lup, a tan elf with freckles, a gap between her front teeth, purple eyes, and blonde hair shaved on one side. she’s saying “can’t talk rn i’m doing hot girl shit.” the second image is a cartoonish full body drawing of lup wearing a red ipre robe over a black crop top and jeans, holding two firearms and smiling deviously. in the background is a large burst of flames.]

[anistarrose]

one cycle the IPRE comes into possession of a mansion through shenanigans that aren’t relevant here, and Lup decides to roleplay as a filthy-rich widow who Definitely didn’t murder her husband (barry is perfectly happy to die for the bit if it means he gets to play the vengeful ghost). they make a list of all the rich people they hate from this plane, and invite them all to a party where Barry “unexpectedly” gets murdered and starts haunting the mansion grounds, locking everyone inside until they solve the mystery and “avenge his death.” he’s very convincing! he even gives the guests a couple cryptic rhymes as a headstart to their investigation.

Merle and Lucretia are also there, masquerading as eccentric guests to divert a tiny fraction of the suspicion away from Lup. everyone who’s in on the bit has a blast, and everyone who isn’t gets scared out of their minds, but the “game” ends before anyone finds the “murder weapon” because someone catches Barry’s ghost and his widow/alleged murderer making out in the pantry, where they foolishly assumed no one would be looking for clues

(this came to me last night in a dream but you know what! @blupjeansweek2021 consider this a slightly late entry for “ghost” lol)

[herbgerblin]

[ID: Gif of a red heart locket opening up. On the right the image of static is immediately visible. When the heart opens the word “who?” is visible on the left side. End ID] 
I’m sorry

[hellspawnmotel]

the taako show, starring taako

[lucretiaadventurezone]

diversity win! the elven lich woman beating the shit out of you inside an umbrella is trans!

[pebblesmatter]

Everytime I draw Taako he looks wildly different

[ID: a digital drawing of Taako from the adventure zone from the hips up. He has short blonde hair cut just above his shoulders and green eyes. He is tan and freckled and wearing a purple shortsleeve dress with shoulder cutouts and a darker purple corset. He also has 3 gold necklaces at varying lengths and several gold earrings. He looks aggravating and is saying "Bitch". /End ID]

[sprite-pepsi-and-bees]

AHHHH I want to listen to Balance again sO BAD but I haven't even finished Amnesty

[sprite-pepsi-and-bees]

!!!! I'm finally getting to read the first TAZ graphic novel and I am sO EXCITED

[sprite-pepsi-and-bees]

Finished it !! The art is so pretty :O Im hopefully going to read the second one soon