spundot shirts

fine apparel for the discerning geek

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C.R.E.A.M. (Code Rules Everything Around Me)

I'm the Osiris of this shirt! Protect your neck with this stylish shirt inspired by the Wu.

Available in Black, Yellow, and Asphalt for Men & Women.

$20 (normally $25)

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This is an unofficial parody and is not affliated or associated with, or endorsed or approved by, the Wu-Tang Clan, Tiger Style, or any of the 36 Chambers.

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Startup

Inspired by the classic "College" sweatshirt sported by John Belushi in Animal House. Sure to impress potential investors.

Available in Navy for Men & Women.

T-shirts - $20 (normally $25) Sweatshirts (shown) - $35

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This is an unofficial parody and is not affliated or associated with, or endorsed or approved by, the makers of Animal House.

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Society for the Preservation of Nerdcore

It started in dorm rooms and cubicles and became a movement that swept...other dorm rooms and cubicles. The beat goes on in our hearts, minds, and now t-shirts.

Available in a variety of colors for Men & Women.

$25

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Harmless Canadian

Everyone loves a Canadian, right? So why not celebrate your Canada spirit with this completely non-threatening t-shirt. Also handy for non-Canadians traveling abroad - wear it and you're sure to be warmly received wherever you go.

Available in Red & Heather Grey for Men & Women.

$25

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Person In Charge

The Person in Charge, aka the only Fry's employee with the authority to key in the magical code that will send your returns back to the shelves from whence they came.

Available in Black, Navy, & Olive for Men, Black, Navy, & Red for Women.

$20 (normally $25)

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Faceless

Let your mind drift back to the halcyon days of 2008, when you could plaster your Wall with photos of you and your friends getting smashed. Back when your mom wasn’t on Facebook…and neither was your next boss.

Available in Navy & Royal Blue for Men & Women.

$20 (normally $25)

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This is an unofficial parody and is not affliated or associated with, or endorsed or approved by, Facebook.

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Support Your Local BBS

You were l33t before they started spelling it that way. Keep the memory alive.

Available in Turquoise and Green for Men.

$25

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You Had Me At "It's Complicated"

Just admit it: You've been waiting forever for this day to arrive. That special someone you've been Facebook stalking changed their status from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." Luck or fate? You decide.

Available in Royal Blue & Eggplant for Men, Green & Raspberry for Women.

$20 (normally $25)

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Spreadsheets Are Awesome

Bam! There's a PivotTable. Pow! There's a VLOOKUP. Shazam! Automatically generated monthly reports. That's right, you're a spreadsheet superstar.

Available in Navy, Red, & Green for Men & Women.

$25

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My Slides Rule

At McKinsey, they speak of you in hushed tones. At BCG, there is a chart named after you. You are the PowerPoint Master.

Available in Green & Brown for Men, Green & Yellow for Women.

$25

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PowerPoint Kills

Someday you'll look back on the time you spent 6 hours on a single slide and say, "wtf."

Available in Black for Men & Women.

$25

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Gadget Whore

It's not just about owning the shiniest new gadgets. It's about getting them before anybody else.

Available in Red for Men, Raspberry for Women.

$25

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Slide Monkey

You're a highly trained professional - who aligns rectangles and arrows for a living.

Available for Gold & Olive for Men.

$25

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Add as Frenemy

Friend, enemy, or both? You'll never know until you add them.

Available in Slate for Men, Sky Blue for Women.

$25

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This is an unofficial parody and is not affliated or associated with, or endorsed or approved by, Facebook.

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Facepalm

It's like a pit of despair - for your face.

Available in Navy & Asphalt for Men, Navy & Raspberry for Women.

$20 (normally $25)

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This is an unofficial parody and is not affliated or associated with, or endorsed or approved by, Facebook or the makers of Star Trek.

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Yarrr!

Every day is Talk Like A Pirate Day aboard the good ship Yarr-hoo!

Available in Purple, Red, & White for Men & Women.

$25

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This is an unofficial parody and is not affliated or associated with, or endorsed or approved by, Yahoo!

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Bong

Finally, a search engine that's a bit more...mellow. Yeah, man.

Available in Tie-Dye Blue & Asphalt for Men & Women.

$25

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This is an unofficial parody and is not affliated or associated with, or endorsed or approved by, Bing or Microsoft.