no

i am tired. leave me alone.

[chilewithcarnage]

[spuxee]

ah damn I got called out with my shipping preferences

[wholesome-animal-images]

[archtypically-ambisextrous]

Rest in peace, Anthony Head. You were frequently the best part of whatever you touched.

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Hana Lock

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[herpsandbirds]

Because someone asked for the least skinky skink, may I please see the skinkiest skink that ever skinked in the history of skinks?

OH NO NO NO, YOU GET A DELUGE OF SKINKINESS!!!

Peter’s Banded Skink (Scincopus fasciatus), family Scincidae, Morocco

photograph via: Amphibians & Reptiles of Morocco

Müller’s Forest Skink (Sphenomorphus muelleri), family Scincidae, found in Indonesia

photographs by Roots, Scoots, & Scales

Mainland She Oak Skink (Cyclodomorphus michaeli), mother with pups, family Scincidae, eastern Australia

photograph by Ken Griffiths

Northern Blue-tongued Skink (Tiliqua scincoides intermedia), defensive display, family Scincidae, Cape York, QLD, Australia

photographs by Brother-Nature

Fire Skink (Mochlus fernandi), family Scincidae, found in West Africa

* Also known by the scientific name Riopa fernandi.

Photograph by Miniformat65

Yellow-belly Three-toed Skink (Saiphos equalis), family Scincidae, found in eastern Australia

The only species in this genus.

Coastal populations reproduce by laying eggs (oviparity), and mountain populations reproduce through live birth (viviparity).

photograph by Rebecca Pyles

Three Toed Earless Skink (Hemiergis decresiensis), family Scincidae, found in SE Australia

Viviparous (live bearing).

photograph by Rob Valentic

African Red-sided Skink (Trachylepis perrotetii), family Scincidae, found in central Africa

photograph by Dick Bartlett

Rainbow Skink (Mabuya margaritifera), family Scincidae, Langano, Ethiopia

Photograph by Volker Sthamer

McCoy’s Elf Skink aka Highlands Forest Skink (Anepischetosia maccoyi), family Scincidae, Australia

photograph by @skinkmania__

Great Desert Skink aka Kintore’s Skink (Liopholis kintorei), family Scincidae, Kata Tjuta Nat Park, NT, Australia

These lizards live cooperatively in underground burrow systems, with siblings and offspring, as well as with unrelated individuals and pairs.

photograph by Gary Stephenson

Prairie Skink (Plestiodon septentrionalis), male, family Scincidae, Kansas, USA

photograph by Katelyn Kuhens

[spuxee]

cool law enforcement fact:

Marge Becomes A Cop is basically 110% accurate

especially that scene where she's just driving and sees 10000 petty crimes occurring and is just

I was working a dog attack call and this was an unrelated neighbor's house

I was just "nope. nope I do not see it. I have been strickne down with Devine Blindness."

AT LEAST 15 pomeranians

but there were 0 reports on the address ever, and all the dogs looked clean, happy, and healthy

so I did not see it

[spuxee]

there's a big part of town largely, affectionately referred to as Little Mexico and every time I go up there as a person I'm wide-eyed and excited, but as a dog cop I'm just "NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE I PRETEND I DO NOT SEE IT"

I have seen albino ostriches (illegal in city limits), 7 full fucking sheep in a small backyard and on the home's roof (very illegal in city limits), and like 10000 roosters (illegal! illegal in city limits!!!!)

but also I wanna

hug

[spuxee]

cool law enforcement fact:

Marge Becomes A Cop is basically 110% accurate

especially that scene where she's just driving and sees 10000 petty crimes occurring and is just

I was working a dog attack call and this was an unrelated neighbor's house

I was just "nope. nope I do not see it. I have been strickne down with Devine Blindness."

AT LEAST 15 pomeranians

but there were 0 reports on the address ever, and all the dogs looked clean, happy, and healthy

so I did not see it

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[audrey-molinatti-art]

My new sticker destroy godzilla!!!! i redraw a meme with my artstyle ( soon i ll post a catalogue of my print with prices if you want to support me) i love how it came up

[spuxee]

these wings suck

the articulation also sucks

booooo

[spuxee]

obelisk is the MVP of the trio, but his shoulder joints are a fucking travesty and should not have been allowed to exist

the way these wings are designed is absolute perfection and the engineering should be used for everything always forever

why couldn't they do this for Osiris or blue-eyes

[spuxee]

I built ra 2 years ago and obelisk was squatting at the hobbylink japan warehouse since release lmao

I LITERALLY pre-ordered Osiris through HLJ SECONDS after the pre-order page went live. They did not fulfill my order.

They have been unable to fulfill literally my last 6 orders.

I have used them pretty exclusively for over 10 years, but this Osiris pre-order getting snubbed was the last straw. they have sadly lost my business forever.

[spuxee]

these wings suck

the articulation also sucks

booooo

[spuxee]

obelisk is the MVP of the trio, but his shoulder joints are a fucking travesty and should not have been allowed to exist

the way these wings are designed is absolute perfection and the engineering should be used for everything always forever

why couldn't they do this for Osiris or blue-eyes

[spuxee]

these wings suck

the articulation also sucks

booooo

[umarell]

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man