Going Through the Motions

[time-machine-fart]

So apparently the reason why Aunt Marge blew up in PoA was because Harry was trying to shut her up using non-verbal magic which disastrously failed and led to the side-effect of her blowing up like a balloon.

Now we all know how many times Voldemort has wasted his fucking time trying to talk to Harry; what if, during the cemetery scene in the Goblet of Fire, when he is giving his boring ass speech and doing basically ANYTHING but killing Harry, Harry’s mind must’ve gone like, “will this motherfucker just shut up already,” and suddenly Voldemort starts blowing up like a balloon and goes like, “wHAT SORCERY IS THIS!? HELP ME! I’M THE DARK LORD,” and Harry just fucking loses his shit.

[ginys]

this is definitely something i would love to as a @fleamontpotter‘s comic 

[trinketgeek]

100% legit leaked Galar forms

trust me, my friend’s dad works at Nintendo

[ealeczander]

Fashion in the 2000s was so wack that for the life of me I can’t tell you who is the fashion expert in the original Queer Eye

[cranberrybogfrog]

[fortzancudo]

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

[6qubed]

the only stat we care about changing is changing the enemy’s hp stat to zero

[falseknees]

“I love cats! I’m on a diet!”

[mikkeneko]

I have no trouble whatsoever believing that crows do this

[yuri-librarian]

[1man2hands]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Play a necromancer who, instead of animating dead bodies or dead bones, reanimates dead memes and sends them to annoy their enemies.

[844k]

[rach-geller]

[queenwhiskey]

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

[violetvappy-deactivated20220306]

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

[queenwhiskey]

WHAT

[veganmemesyearly]

Y’all: Honey isn’t vegan because it comes from bees.

Me an intellectual: Honey isn’t vegan because it’s a raw meat.

[rumpled]

[renicula]

[sunnysundown]

reblog to keep cotton eyed joe sealed away

[tofixtheshadows]

Evanescence did so much for us as a culture … whom else gave us the raw BALLADS we needed for our overwrought teenage fantasies? Our fanfiction.net songfics? Our edgy 2006 OCs? You may laugh at the memes now but Bring Me To Life and every other song Amy Lee graced us with goes hard as HELL. 

[citrus-art-and-life]

my friends: haha hey whats up we havent talked in a while

me:

[william-snekspeare]

"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

[arwindv-blog]

The fact that the internet has collectively portrayed the female MC as a violent Glaswegian is absolutely hilarious.

Like, seriously wtaf..

[twinkle-twinkle-little-emily-de]

[heyfrankie]

ONE GIANT SIZE SHIT BITCH BEAR

[macradeuxpedio]

@corn-chan