spys ass could not be flatter if you tried

lmao|| he/they/she/it

[spysflatass]

intro post!

my names doc/grave and i use he/they/she/it pronouns! my fav characters medic but spy is a silly fuck and i like to make fun of him always. pyro main in the game. heavymedic and sniperspy truther.

[graveyard-sys666]

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here is somewhere to donate to to help Palestine during this conflict. remember to call/ email your politicians and tell them how sick you are of them using your money to fund genocide

[guillotine-drop]

How the mercs did their top surgeries

Soldier: got two rocket launchers, tied a rocket to each tit, and let ‘em rip

Demoman: did that sick ass move he does with the eyelander and sliced those puppies clean off in one swing

Scout: unfortunate foul ball accident at a Red Sox game that saw a 112mph fastball take them clean off while he was in the stands eating a hotdog

Pyro: sometimes they’re there, sometimes they’re not, just don’t worry about it too much and STOP FUCKING UNZIPPING AND REZIPPING THEIR SUIT

Spy: went to a clinic in Switzerland and spent his recovery time in the Alps in a fancy cabin with scout’s mother

Medic: did his own, decided he wanted them, gave himself new ones, decided he didn’t want them, did his own, decided he wanted them, gave himself new ones, deci

Heavy: never did his, man’s got his Big Naturals au naturel

Sniper: The Koala Incident

Engineer: swapped his for mechanical tatas with turret nipples, regularly torments spy by making him look at them, HAS shot scout in the ass with them

Bonus

Hale: there isn’t a man or machine on this planet that can take his rack save for himself, and he refuses to do it on the basis that they’re good for Mann Co. Advertising

Merasmus: Dark Ambient Swag

[t00thpasteface]

(guy who is infamously faceblind voice) anyone else have trouble recognizing someone solely by their facial features

[farewell-gofishgo]

get collared dorks

[virtualmish]

Maybe medic is a bit shy when it comes to public displays of affection

[kreachvera]

RED TEAM !!!!! and miss pauling ,

[medics-secret-shipfic-folder]

Literally their entire relationship

My Deviantart!

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

I hate all the tf2 guys having blue eyes as much as the next guy BUT if any of them were to have blue eyes it'd be Medic if only for the terrifying blue-eyed stare factor. Yknow like a husky

[cuntstable]

hey look at this anti-tf2 post from an old homophobic christian forum

[mr-president]

dubious little creature: rotund pyro

[most-well-adjusted]

NOOO OLD GERMAN MAN!!! DON’T GO INTO THAT PARADE!!!

[mr-president]

“the tf2 mercs are cats” “this merc is a dog” “this merc is a” shut up.

they are all those rats whose tails have tied around each other and now move in a hateful rat monolith, squeaking slurs and expletives in their rat tongue.

all of them. they are rats.

[tealmussel]

[TF2] Strike a Pose!

Always did loved their dynamic in the comics. Heavy pretty much treats her like a sister, especially during that one short comic where he accompanied her and Solly to infiltrate the robot base. I love him lots. I love them all. Anyway. This is done! I know heavy doesn't look finished, because he isn't lol. Being in a perpetual art block, I'd just like to move on to new projects. But I'm quite happy with how it looks, hope you guys like it :D Edit: Added a noise filter

[unleashthesniper]

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[muravny]

if i was blu medic i'd be so pissed off that i wasn't on the team where i looked like my gloves were already covered in blood and everything. i guess maybe that'd be a bigger incentive to cover his polly pocket ass blue gloves in enemy blood more but you know. i'm lazy.

[where-is-tom-scott-today]

I am here in the BLU team base, about to steal the intel