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Maggie / 23 / It, She / Raging Transsexual / Possibly ΘΔ / the late yeehawcowbi AND guillotinedrop 😔 Nazis, pedophiles and transphobes can all eat hot shit from a paper bag icon by @silversundial

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[van1llaskys]

[cottagecorrosive]

Old World Blues Core

[seven-oh-four]

I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.

[panashunic]

look at how Tiny he is. He can barely 1 normal piece of sliced bread in his mouth because he is so small and petite

this is not a damn 5ft-6ft height difference

[lesbianraskolnikov]

this will make me laugh forever probably

[carneirinha]

i like adrian shephard as a concept but i do not trust 90% of his fans. he is very much a HECU marine thru n thru just like the others that got blown 2 bits he was literally in his journal like "i wanna kill people so bad omg i wanna b just like rambo" n it kinda implies that he's only not shooting black mesa personnel in the face bcuz he didn't know he should do that n so he just acted like a normal person instead. it's interesting

like i LIKE him bcuz he seems 2 b a good bit younger than all the other hl1 protags AND i can't trust him as far as i throw him... but u look at his fans n they're like "i love the US military and i think adrian is soooo badass" (or the more left-leaning "won't anyone think of the poor HECUs?") n it's like oh ok. let's die

[cicigee]

A first time startle

[jvlianbashir]

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

[jvlianbashir]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[pickapea]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

[dragongirlsweetie]

*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does

[portraituresque]

Nano Banana : 1998 "artist self-portrait painted from a TV"

[lesvegas]

Sitcom moms that everyone else hates for some reason I love you so much

[lesvegas]

They could never make me hate you

[redacted-metallum]

I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.

[devilswalkingstick]

u can trust me pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls

[redacted-metallum]

Woaw... kittydogy hi patting uour head :)

[devilswalkingstick]

GOT U ARHRHRHEHEHEGRHEHEHGRH

[redacted-metallum]

ARRRGGHHH MY BONES

[artemissa97]

Spider-Man vs. the Sinister Sixteen (2025)

Funniest shit to ever grace a comic, don't @ me

[gracestellaerie]

Do you know what rhymes with House

[depsidase]

[wolfertinger666]

burn it 🔥

(he/him) 🐇

[wolfertinger666]

said this on bluesky but:

i genuinely encourage non black people to engage with this, who might be worried they can't because of the word "nigga" because they feel like it's overstepping. the only way it would be overstepping is saying it to me when ur not black, but please don't be afraid to engage with black art.

i kinda get annoyed when non black people police other non blacks on how to engage with black culture because it creates a problem where non black people avoid us all together which can be extremely isolating and create even MORE tension and overall being uneducated.

[targetedknowledge]