[sq00dles]

Me: *makes a joke *

Brotherhood of steel: this is a No Jokes Zone and we're going to have to request that you leave immediately

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

idk if I’ve told this story before but when I was like 9 years old at summer camp I had a counselor who would tell us these amazing original stories before bedtime, with elves and dragons and wizards and everything. Then like 5 years later we all realized that she had just been telling us the lord of the rings from memory

[fdjsilnfdlsbfhlsdbfhksljdfbhjsd]

what do you call a person who has poor hearing?

[puto1-blog]

what???

[fdjsilnfdlsbfhlsdbfhksljdfbhjsd]

I SAID WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO HAS POOR HEARING

[ruinedchildhood]

[guldendays]

1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name : My Child’s Name Would Be ?

[sq00dles]

Totato

Sounds like potato hahahahaha

[tastefullyoffensive]

[beynons]

he’s trying

[summerelaine-deactivated2019010]

A+ for effort

[tchaikovsgay]

@matsuk0

[just-shower-thoughts]

Whenever a kid “talks back” to a adult, people blame how the kid was raised/the entertainment the kid was exposed to. People never consider the possibility the adult was being a jerk to the kid, and the kid was exercising his/her right to be treated with respect.

[ifihadthewords]

[artactually]

It's really not that hard to tell actors from their characters

Like, this is Loki

And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.

This is Castiel

And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.

This is Tony Stark

And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.

Simple

[anarchopuppy]

Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.

[ten-thousand-bees]

This is Tony Stark

And this is Robert Downey Jr.

[monker4444]

never clicked the reblog button as fast as this.

[dark-astrology-deactivated20180]

Tiny Stark

[silverbulletsama]

RIP Adel Termos… A Hero from Lebanon

Rather than running for his life, Adel sacrificed it to save 100s. This is Adel Termos, a young father of two. 

Adel spotted the second ISIS suicide attacker heading towards the Mosque in Burj Al Barajneh, Beirut’s Southern Suburb, Lebanon, to blow himself up, and take100s of lives gathered to pray. Adel ran and tackled the bomber who quickly dispatched his bombs taking both of his life and Adel’s with him. 

Adel sacrificed his life for the sake of 100s others. 

Adel… May your Precious and Heroic soul Rest in Peace.

[malaspulgas]

what happened in france is horrible, depressing, and not acceptable at all. but it is situations like this that are EXACTLY what happen every single day in syria, iraq, and other war-torn areas. a similar attack happened today in beirut, lebanon that killed 50+ people. why does it take people being murdered in a first world, largely white country for anyone to care? why are syrian refugees blamed for this attack when attacks like this are precisely what they are fleeing from? i’m sending all of my love and thoughts to the people of paris and all of my friends currently studying there right now, but this isn’t an uncommon incident in many other countries of the world. humanity should be outraged at this attack, and rightfully so, but they should be JUST as outraged about the attacks occurring in war-torn countries and countries not as developed as france.

also sending my thoughts to the french muslims, people who have zero association to the attackers, who will suffer from extreme islamophobia as a result of this attack.

[waluiqi]

my mom is secretly a straight white boy

[xvlz]

Last time the lights on the efile tower were turned off, it was september 11, 2001

Orar por paris Prier pour Paris Betet für Paris Pray for Paris

[414lilj-deactivated20170902]

:( this is upsetting

[lopmon]

[starlightandtears]

This wins the award for the most extra thing I’ve seen on my dashboard today lol

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sizvideos]

This guy heard barking from under the ground, and found a dog buried alive (Video)

[bongtokingprincess-deactivated2]

OMG 😭😭😭

[karrmennn-deactivated20171015]

Poor baby 😩

[dezibeth-deactivated20230820]

My mother is a die-hard conservative Republican. When I told her I had registered to vote, she rolled her eyes at me. When I asked why, she told me that “the worst thing for America is young, stupid liberals voting.” Liberals in the U.S. outnumber conservatives. The only reason Republicans win is because more of them vote. If you want us to win this upcoming election, get to the polls and vote, especially if you’re voting for Bernie Sanders in the primaries. Hillary has a lot more money and name recognition than Bernie does, so the primaries will be very important. Even if Bernie doesn’t win the primaries, Hillary being president will be a lot better than Donald Trump or Jeb Bush running this country further into the ground. Abstaining from voting in the general election because you don’t like Hillary will give the Republicans a victory on a silver platter and that is the worst thing that could happen right now.

[philslendy]

Reblogged this twice. I don’t even live in the US.