dork squadical

[squadical]

When the DM Messes up their Words

Frances/Wynter: Tera: "it smells faintly of souls--sulfur I mean"

Frances/Wynter: when talking about a mug

Frances/Wynter: neither are comforting

[weloveshortvideos]

Group chats be like

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so we tried growing a sacred oak and...

-jules

[squadical]

We’re testing out a new modpack and. A lot is happening.

We discovered the mushroom boxes are mountable, and float freely in the water, so we made mushroom rapids. The food also floats, and a checken dinner soared through the air and landed on Bri.

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Squadical finds out about Stardew Valley multiplayer

Rai: How's that gonna work I wonder

Rai: like four people living on a farm together?

Rai: I will fish for us. I volunteer as tribute.

palm ★: omfg that would be so amazing.... like that farm would be great and also I call mining/ fighting

Wynter: I guess ill farm and charm the locals then

Rai: find us a wife

Rai: I'm pretty sure that's not how the game will work, but I don't care

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I'm a mage

Rai: it's a thing that like, connects you to people on a network??? I think??? I don't know how to describe it I am a mage

Frances/Wynter: rai you cant use that excuse irl

Rai: yes I can

Frances/Wynter: .....

Rai: I am a mage in games because I do not understand technology. This is true in real life as well

[meloetta]

everyone has the “xD” close friend that we keep a secret

[wynterwillow]

[squadical]

if you come near me with those mudballs again I will stick my atomic disassembler so far up your ass it will light your hair on fire

Bri with possibly the best threat I’ve ever received

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We’re so pro

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rai: so youre into food now? fox: i dont know... um i think so.. fox: i dont know i think im having a mid-life crisis rn rai: youRE fOURTEEN

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~friendship~

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Tera is uncomfortable with the direction the conversation is taking

Nerd Nerd: Guys

Nerd Nerd: We shouldn't talk to each other at 4am

Nerd Nerd: This is bad

[squadical]

“Kaden very quietly creeps into the squadical chat and fearfully whispers " I'm home... " Loud screaming as the rest of the squadical flies toward him at mach speed through the air” -Rai

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After making a "too hot, hot damn" joke

Rai: like you are super hot, but my shit sense of humor also dictates I must make bad jokes when the opportunity rises

Wynter: I would expect nothing less from you