[sa2ha]

mischief….

[thisisntmycat]

[caringintensely]

Nurse Floofypants is our most requested OR nurse. She just puts the patients at ease somehow.

[acidpanter]

Unpopular opinion:

Not all dogs…

Are good boys.

[acidpanter]

[acidpanter]

Sometimes…

They are good girls!!!!1!!

[ohbuddyboyitssmueer]

UNBLOCKED

[emeraldflames]

Parents need to stop staying in loveless marriages just because they have kids. Stop sacrificing your happiness just so your kids can grow up in a 2 parent household. It’s toxic for the kids to grow up watching a dysfunctional marriage because it warps their perception of what love actually is. I know they think they’re doing what’s best for everyone, but it’s really not.

[brodnork]

[official-daft-punk-deactivated2]

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

[the-best-of-funny]

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

This is the 10th one of these flowers Slash has stolen and brought home.

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Here is number 11…

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Here’s his third catch of the night. And that second photo is his face right after I told him “People on the internet love your flower catching skills, Mr. Slash!”

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Guess what Mr. Slash is up to tonight?

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

And, he’s back at it again tonight.

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

He got another one, and he is proud of himself.

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

He brought in another one tonight. Thank you, Mr. Slash!

[myfriendscallmekazzy]

He is so beautiful 😭

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

He’s aware of that, and loves being told that. :P

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Sometimes, he will hold my hand when I ask him about the flowers.

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

He brought these two flowers in last night, and decided to pose for me when I put them near him to take photos.

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Plot twist! He brought back a hibiscus tonight instead of the usual ones. He must be feeling more tropical.

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

He’s back to the normal ones now…

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Even when it’s raining, he still decides to go and find these. Good thing for him that whatever breed of cat he is, he has remarkably water-resistant fur!

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

He had a very busy night while everyone was asleep last night… (Also, if you haven’t seen it, there is a video of him that’s great, too: http://thoughts-of-an-x-factor.tumblr.com/post/164359705193/mr-slash-knows-how-to-get-his-own-cat-treats-out )

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

He had a busy night while I was watching SummerSlam.

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

He gave us one more last night, bringing his total from last night to 6! That’s a new one-night record for him!

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Mr. Slash’s flower hunting adventure master post keeps on growing.

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

He was back at it again today.

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

And two more from last night…

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Thank you, Mr. Slash!

[nyx-ffxiv]

Such a good kitty!

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

He is!

[bleedthewineunholy]

I wish Oreo brought me flowers instead of birds, lizards, mice, and squirrels 😂😂

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Mr. Slash even wanted to hold hands after giving me this one. He’s a special cat. :D

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

He was asleep this morning after bringing me this one last night…

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Two more gifts from Mr. Slash tonight.

[angstriddentrashhuman]

Please tell Mr. Slash I love him.

[musicalhell]

Feeling sad? Have a big fluffy kitty bringing flowers to his people.

[disgustinganimals]

down the block is a person who is inexplicably losing all the flowers in her garden

[thearcalian]

@mostlycatsmostly

[hoopyfrood]

im watching planet earth and theres this one small scene where the most round seal ever swims past and id just like to thank david attenborough for bringing us this good good orb seal

[hoopyfrood]

ok so i did some seal research tm and it turns out these are the baikal seals and they can only be found in the freshwater lake baikal. i love them

[babyanimalgifs]

[elliehopaunt-deactivated2025073]

worth watching for the end

[dailyraccoons]

[19863]

not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?

[pythiaproject]

It’s called Love .

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[koshurfrank-deactivated20180304]

If you’ve ever put a 3 lobe pepper in your mouth, you’re gay.

[dancing-cockroaches]

F E L L A S ….

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[officialunitedstates]

does anyone want to join my midnight shovel club?  we walk around the streets at midnight with shovels

[strawberrybutch]