Pocket Hexagon

I will fight you for candy.

[baeddel]

Say to yourself in the morning: I shall meet today inquisitive, ungrateful, violent, treacherous, envious, uncharitable men.

Marcus Aurelius

[squeak143]

Glaze my ham, sir

[dandelionjack]

locking the instant gratification monkey in a cage with the wire mother

[direwoman-first-blood]

when i describe myself as evil i mean it primarily in the sense that i am an enemy of the church

[squeak143]

Nobody died, but I'm salty about it.

[clubmix]

3rd base is when i throw up at your house

[calellon]

the 6th love language is actually cumming inside and fucking it deeper

[emotion-deluxe]

Why is gay sex so f*cking hot 🔥 ?

its the boy noises and smells i think

[flimflix]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Mutuals can unscrew my panels and see my terrible cable management

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

now I understand why so many hoes died of dysentery back then I'd fucking shit myself to death if I had to be sober in 105 degree weather too 1850s mormon bitches literally braver than every us marine

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

i have been drinking white claws since noon

[squeak143]

Doing the most to reassure me having left the Mormons behind and getting my party on every day

[roundo]

It’s kind of disgusting that people have sex in the same place that they sleep 🤢😷

[grossgay]

Literally this is why I only have sex in my car or in the woods

[squeak143]

The sweat that collects around the head of his dick call that Corona Extra

[thoughtcascades]

I act like i’m okay but deep down I wanna get paid to sleep

[crabs-but-better]

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

[amiru-shrubfeast]

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don't sleep!

[amiru-shrubfeast]

THE CONSEQUENCES

[lickithrice]

Stop being modest and send me your nudes already

[kumboochies]

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