Squidney

[memesandlaughs]

[theweirdwideweb]

[authenticstains]

[super-affection]

[nuderefsarebest]

[a-telos]

I literally screeched.

[rukafais]

pumpkins: nice

those tiny little mini pumpkins. the small ones. you know what i’m talkin’ about: Really Nice

[4gifs]

[officialjiggly]

this guy would survive in movies

[thenarator]

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

[ambrister-deactivated20140817]

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

[a-lemon-tree-blog]

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

[pearlmarley]

This whole post is GOLD

[krispythinkings]

[99fandomsandmarvelisone]

Yea, if you’re an actor and you deliberately try to freak people out then you need to be aware it’s flight or FIGHT. There’s a chance that someone will run away screaming but someone could also square up and try to kick your creepy ass.

By deciding to be a creepy bastard you are accepting the possibility that you might end up getting hurt and I do not feel sorry for you.

[timdrakeothy-deactivated2022031]

But a quick reminder: if you go to a haunted house, DONT GO if you know you react to fear with violence. You’re paying to be scared by these actors; they’re doing their jobs. They don’t deserve to be punched for something you signed off on.

But if you’re an actor or prankster who’s picking targets who didn’t consent ahead of time, be warned, you might get punched.

[sublimebeeessry]

Every discussion point on this post is gold

[welovegamingz]

[get-cake-die-young15-11]

True.

[skull-heads]

The Morning After. 

[st-just]

Wendigo by  Ifran san

[matzahball]

I bought a bunch of bananas and I’ve caught Cleo staring at them every day since

[matzahball]

Update: I took the last one and now she wants to know where her bananas went

[matzahball]

I’ve come to the conclusion that Cleo loves the bananas because she loves the color yellow.

This is her with her FAVORITE toy:

She refuses to play with the other colors. It’s been her favorite toy since we adopted her a year ago :-)

[princesstigerbelle]

I LOVE HER

[driflloon]

me looking at the board in class, not taking anything in

[glitchedcourse-deactivated20180]

Full offense but y'all need to stop fetishizing lgbt ppl. Lesbians arent straight men’s entertainment and sexual fantasies. Gay men aren’t your “YAOI GAYBIES xD” and you aren’t “SINNING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW” Bi people aren’t here so you can have a threesome. Trans men aren’t “uwu soft boys so pure” and trans women aren’t “big muscle wife could kill me”.

You aren’t less homophobic for fetishizing gay ships. You aren’t less transphobic for fetishizing trans people.

Stop.

[bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbby-blog]

Ok but yaoi was a big thing before lgbt people started coming into the spotlight. (I’m just trying to defend yaoi. Don’t mind me)

[mxnia-deactivated20190213]

…. did you just say that “yaoi” has been around longer than gay people

[lesbianalluka]

yaoi threw the first brick at stonewall

[gay-angry-transman]

Lmao

[sandypark1988]

I need this Hoodie in my life!

>> Why you should have one

It’s reversible

Size fit all family’s members

4 nice colors for choose

Incredible cozy to wear

Flexible in movement

Both suitable for using at home or outdoors

Currently on sale, ONLY $41.11&FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING!!

   <GET YOUR HERE>

[flame-hair-dreams]

I have this, and I love it. Perfect for binge watching Netflix. I look like a fat anime hamster.

[ziggyzagzag]

MY FRIEND HAS ONE OF THESE AND OMFG SHE LET ME TRY IT ON IT WAS THE MOST BLISSFUL EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE!!!!!! I ASKED WHERE SHE GOT IT SO I COULD GET ONE BUT SHE GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS AND DIDNT KNOW!!!! THANK YOU TUMBLR FOR TELLING ME WHAT ITS CALLED SO I CAN BUY ONE

[blacknaturalandblank]

Wearing the purple one right now <3

[wiredandrewired]

@wireslide

[wireslide]

I want this so much.

[skyure]

@shbumi  I need that for luca. Just for luca. Not for myself. Not at all. Joel would probably steal mine, and then I’d need three of those. Wait, no, it’s only for luca. Luca needs three of those. XD

[acutelyrelated]

Normally I hate these chain posts, but I really gotta contribute. One of my partners got one and sometimes they let me wear it because I was too chicken to invest in one when I had the chance.

It’s seriously worth it and oh my god they’re a little pricey but they’re so snuggly and cozy.

The sleeves are fitted at the wrists so fabric isn’t in your way while you’re trying to do stuff, but not so tight that someone with sensory issues like me would be bothered by it (I can’t wear bracelets, watches, or anything. Shirts with long sleeves are right out)

It just… feels nice.

I think the only downside is that you seriously have no idea what your comfied perimeter is so you’re way more likely to knock shit off of tables or whatever as you walk by lmao

They got theirs at Bed Bath and Beyond if that helps anyone. Target says they also have them, but our local store had no signs of any lol

[deliciouskaek]

i just bought one for my daughter as a (very) late gift for xmas. she actually loves it and i’ve decided i need one too lol

[rosadon3]

my mom got one for me for christmas. perfect for chilling out in, playing videogames and whatnot. easier than wrapping up in a blanket abd like x3 as warm

[zasshu]

this ISN’T A JOKE

[titenoute]

This is the most brutal accidental social suicide i’ve ever witnessed.

[arcusxx]

art by wikingerzug ( my edits )

[victini]

You can control white people by giving them cheese

[0ndo]

cheese is so good tho

[victini]

I got one