(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

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Cosmic Funnies

Janaina Medeiros
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Stranger Things
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
One Nice Bug Per Day
Not today Justin
styofa doing anything

if i look back, i am lost
ojovivo
$LAYYYTER

izzy's playlists!
will byers stan first human second
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
NASA

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@squiddiesmolarnick
(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow
goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries
hi. i made some images.
feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required
can you please make one for Ireland
yeah okay
Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.
Me: *instantly ragdolls*
guy who has listened to 10 mcr songs: you have to check out disenchanted guy who has listened to 100 mcr songs: you have to check out witch (ISO test day 2) demo from this .wav file i downloaded guy who has listened to 1000 mcr songs: you have to check out disenchanted
Please give us your data đĽşđĽşđĽşđĽş For the children đ˘âźď¸ all of your legal information đđ yes 𼺠your home address? 𼺠Your government issued ID đ˘âsocial security number and credit card details đ¤ immigration status â racial religious and gender identity đđ˘đ˘đ˘âď¸ please 𼺠did you get an abortion this year 𼺠please give us your personal information đĽşđĽşđĽşđĽş for the childrenâźď¸âźď¸
how to cover letter:
polite greeting (it's me, boy)
introduction (i'm the ps5)
establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)
establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)
describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)
creative angel gonna visit you tonight. you gonna get some idea
âTumblr age verification will not be needed,â tumblr staff states upon confirming every single blog on the site is more than 10 years old.
âIf you were literate enough to be posting about Johnlock in 2015 we can kind of just assume youâre good,â staff elaborated even though we did not ask them to.
In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.
If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?
Because it's also evil
Thanks!
Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?
Yup! Itâs anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.
Wow!
What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?
You meet god
Thank goodness!
What's the correct way to eat a banana?
Whole, in one gulp.
Delicious!
Who is the Muffin Man?
Father of the Muffin Boy
Makes sense!
Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?
Car's haunted
Uh Oh
How to fix a haunted car?
Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour
It worked!
Where does the wax in scented candles go?
into the sky, where it turns into stars
Cool!
Why are weddings so damn expensive?
priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him
....Ah
ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative
i dont think we're making it out of january this time guys i think we're here forever now
people saying its almost over are gonna be in for a real shock on january 32nd
beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash
the floating head of wisdom
Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg