Untitled

[xxtc-96xx]

Sonic was never seen again

saw this post and had to draw it lol

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[normalguy103]

I’m betting on the potato

[jartitameteneis]

[furbearingbrick]

[weantuniverse]

[crtter]

[loryisunabletosupinate]

[ltwilliammowett]

Whaler made scrimshawed whale ivory Sea Horse pie crimper, circa 1850

[parliamentrook]

top tier object

[catsbeaversandducks]

Via @korvys​ (Twitter)

[cornistasiathecoblinking]

I’m glad humans evolved to Boop the Snoot for Good Luck.

[headspace-hotel]

glowing as though holy

[sirobvious]

Bratwurst?

Bockwurst?

Beefwurst?

It’s yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies.

[meanplastic]

[plaidcushion]

choose your fighter

[shiredded]

Why not both?

[dragimal]

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

[siren-the-gryphon]

[just-rhys-things]

Forward-facing eyes means they’re predators now

[bizarreshark]

[sandandglass]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

[macabrekawaii]

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

[returningjedi]

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

[aphony-cree]

This episode aired in 1994 and was a direct response to Mattel issuing their first talking Barbie which said phrases like “Will we ever have enough clothes?” and “Math class is tough”

A group that dubbed itself the Barbie Liberation Organization tried to create awareness of gender stereotypes by switching the voice boxes of a few hundred Barbies with those of G.I. Joe dolls, which made G.I. Joes that said things like “What kind of wedding will you have?” and Barbies that said “Vengeance is mine”

[unilady99]

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if your Barbie craves vengeance

[pangur-and-grim]

shhhhh, she’s sleeping

[forgottenbones]

Dave Rapoza

[cy4ngel]

please for the love of god read the rest it’s hilarious

[xxtc-96xx]

Now we gotta se Deliah's reaction to Smoothie

its like an interactive lawn feature

[beardedmrbean]

[hellcatbruiser]

I uh.... I don't get it.

[hellcatbruiser]

OH GOD DAMN IT.

[mister-christmas]

[fawnfreckled]

I don’t get it 😢

[wanderer-chronicles]

@fawnfreckled this might help. FWIW, it took me a second.

At least the victory music is catchy...?

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

[titenoute]

This post is very hard to get if you're on PC.

[catgirldick]

No its not just copy it into paint n rotate that fucker

[moringmark]

[corsolanite]

They’ve got a secret handshake!