Not today Justin
oozey mess
One Nice Bug Per Day
Product Placement
shark vs the universe
Claire Keane
hello vonnie
almost home
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todays bird
Sade Olutola
PR's Tumblrdome
d e v o n
Love Begins
$LAYYYTER
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Kiana Khansmith
i don't do bad sauce passes
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Xuebing Du
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@squidsmut
Oh my god i need to change my life NOW i need to be something else i CAN'T keep living like this (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Sits there) (Does nothing) (Doesn't move) (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Does nothing)
last day of pride month lets all look at this tweet im im love with again. happy Pride bitchh!
youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes
genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now
i need to type with more of an accent
youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.
It's a shame that porn games and sim games don't have a lot of present overlap, because I feel like "horny mechsplo game where you have to actually win the fights to get to the sexy bits and it's one of those hyper-detailed 1990s era mech piloting sims that uses every single key on the keyboard" would do numbers with a very particular audience.
Ive got elf methods hit my DM 5$
Read that as "elf menthols"
If you think youre getting elf menthols for 5 dollars youre off your fucking rocker kid
idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa
THIRTY TWO??????
This list is missing cosmic crisp, an apple bred by researchers at Washington State — and is easily the best fruit ever bred by man.
People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person
Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs
I fuck with the warlord and deporter in chief, even tho I obviously disagree with MUCH of the consequence of the United States on the global scale, during Obama’s presidency or otherwise. Generally, I like Obama.
THAT BEING SAID. His presidential center is fucking gross. Giant concrete obelisk. Obamalisk. I don’t like it.
do you have a favourite book that you love with all your heart but would never recommend to someone without knowing them super well because of the uh, content matter? mine is Throne of Bones by Brian McNaughton. and if you want to tell me yours…. I’m always looking for something to read 👀
precious internet megabits wasted to send me this stupid fucking email
It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble
I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing
a little scoop of me in your coffee, swims around in it. ahhhh....hot tup of coffee
it's my cup now of coffee now sorry
GO TO THE HELL I DONT WAKE YET AND I DONT SLEEP WELL
harsh words from one of the muppet babies
