ahoy

james or kevin, he/him

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This is fucking killing me. Like what

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[wosp-reactivated]

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

[infertilityidol]

Lord help me I'm playing bg3 again

[infertilityidol]

thank you Cathy your support means the world

[infertilityidol]

Cathy you're scaring me

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[sarissire]

The minions would piss off Megatron so bad

[kushblazer666]

[anh3-donia]

insane goodwill pickup

[pooinhandandclap]

[lainpsx]

accidentally asked a customer today if she would like to "put in your phone number for amazing digital coupons?"

[imsobadatnicknames2]

[zeitghost]

Our commune kind of has a "solarpunk" vibe, in the sense that we are kicking dogs

[squidwardtelevision]

I want plastic man to be nonbinary and dirt broke and mentally ill amen!!

[squidwardtelevision]

can’t wait til DC recognizes me and I get gifted the rights to plastic man. I’m just that good

[cuteceltwunk]

So anyway guess who finished reading Stone Ocean?

[lizzie-sunshine]

Foolymes 🦠👄🪡

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

another pet peeve I have with fiction is when the narrative treats the need to leave an illusory or fantasy reality for The Real World as self-evident

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

nooo ha ha don’t remain in the dimension you feel at home in you’re so sexy aha you have a moral obligation to live out a specific set of expectations that has been foisted upon you by western society please come conform to them it’s the only way to be truly happy

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

your emotionally abusive parents miss you come back to the real world and make amends it’s immature and immoral of you to want to remain in a world where you have agency and are not systematically oppressed