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monsters, fangs, robots, blades, etc. crushing on machines that can crush me + otherworldly creatures + fictional characters. it’s the fucking internet what do you expect? [main]

[chicagosunroof]

transmasc jesse pinkman flag i made

[fish-to-male]

VOTE.

boobs (all chests can count in this context)

butts

thighs

soul / personality / eyes (etc.)

feet

armpits

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No additional nuance allowed unless you vote and take it to the tags.

Reblogs appreciated, not required.

[coolantleakage]

Pinterest is an interesting place

[heartpdf]

[viralfrog]

[aletheyass]

Marx did not say that you have to 'jerk it'

were you there?

[charl0ttan]

God Dammmit! !! a Huge wave of Zombies is Apporaching my abode 😓 & i still havent planted ONE of my sexy little pea shooters💀LOL😅😭

[titsay]

guardian of the forest

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[meltingintomush-deactivated2025]

ahaha oh my god noooo don’t pin my wrists above my head haha i won’t be able to move

[dancinggrimm]

This bus company in my area has taken to giving its vehicles names. This one could have used a bit more constructive criticism.

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[invaderzimgifs]

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[airlinequeen]

[okaydays22]

[drowning-lessonz]

sorry no i can't make it i'm sprawled on these cathedral steps while spitting up the blood. yeah its gonna be all day