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[calinatives]

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[lasturlontheleft]

[alsopurp]

[more4gemini]

[diamondformm]

[gonegenet]

I feel like this is the realest most exposing moment of the 21st century

[h0odrich]

literally everything sounds better in Spanish

[kinkajou-deactivated20180430]

And even more so in Italian

[h0odrich]

nadie te pregunto pinche pendejo

[hellsite-yano]

That Guy™ in the class: So let me get one thing straight…

Everyone else, including the teacher:

[evilkid]

[genosmithsucks-deactivated20150]

panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right

[diaryofamadmixedwoman]

Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts. West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.

[genosmithsucks-deactivated20150]

um…. ..what

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

too much

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

[diannebxswell]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[nevaehtyler]

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Me: *giving a gift*

*Person receiving it opens it*: OMG!!!!

Me: *nuts*

[nudygoon]

[plant-folk]

The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.

[frogmp3]

she is WHAT? sickening

[lookskindadeadinside]

I’m not even kidding I teared up a lil

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

mom

[sadnegro]