Scrambles and Mixmatches

24. NJ. Gamer, artist, photographer, student, sexpert, and mother of fur babies.

[twitterscreencaps]

[catchymemes]

[arterialtrees]

Alice Notley | Alma, or The Dead Women

[gleanling]

Joanna Newsom - Have One On Me

[gleanling]

Anne Carson - The Glass Essay 

[writerswritecompany]

[tayelchapo]

I’m reblogging this everyday.

[thegoodvybe]

[treasures-and-beauty]

Astronomy kit, Caspar Buschmann, Augsbourg, 1628

[fun-o-physics]

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

i don’t go nowhere without my ruler

[dairtocare]

Why

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

incase my dick grow on accident

[catchymemes]

Sick Tiger Cub Gets Rescued From Circus, Makes Incredible Recovery And Finds Love

[deapseelugia]

SHES BLEPPING IN THE LAST PHOTO HELP ME

[chocolatequeennk]

Since so many “tiger rescues” aren’t really rescues at all, I did some googling on this one. 

Good news: This is a legit rescue, carried out by Tigers in America. This organisation rescues tigers from horrible situations like this.

If you’re an animal conservationist looking for an organisation to support, Tigers in America is worth looking into.

[blond-shell]

Set them free. MANIFEST 1.01 “Pilot”

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When you enter a suspiciously large room in a video game and the game auto saves:

[previoustags]

how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing he’ll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor

[catzgba]

patrick warburton has a net worth of 30 million dollars which is the amount I will pay to end this disrespect right now

[toomuchlamenotenoughbears]

get fucking rekt OP

[doubletrouble7997]

Ok, but to be fair, every time I hear Patrick Warburton, I know who he is, but I’m still like, “oh, it’s the Kronk guy!”

[veryfunnymemes]

[goosekuraleap-deactivated202102]

I see no difference in energy here

[stonehouseartifacts]

[ownthiscarcrashlife]

LEAKED NEW EEVEELUTION

now theres 

Eevee

Flareon

Vaporeon

Jolteon

Espeon

Umbreon

Leafeon

Glaceon

Sylveon, and finally

Celinedion

[chaka1987-deactivated20230114]

I don’t know what I expected.

[fuckrealityihaveablog]

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

[absinthenoir-deactivated2019090]

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

[wunderlass]

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

[theresoneofyou]

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

[hey-there-nutlet-deactivated201]

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

[darkestelemental616]

Let me tell you of A Thing.

Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

[stephendann]

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

[voidbat]

cackled and kicked my feet at “crossterfuck” oh my god

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

I’m sure this has been asked before but would vampires drink period blood, and more importantly would the clumps just be a bonus for them?

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

ever had bubble tea?

[zsnes]

im going to hurt all of you im going to hit both of you with a heavy rock

[shodaw]

Any time y’all ask a question or have an idea about vampires I always have to tell you: Anne Rice has already answered all of it.

[gh0sts1nsn0w]

“Forgive me, forgive me,” I whispered, and my tongue broke through the thin cotton of her panties, tearing the cloth back from the soft down of pubic hair, pushing aside the bloodstained pad she wore, and I lapped at the blood just inside her young pink vaginal lips, just coming from the mouth of her womb, not pure blood, but blood from her, blood from her strong, young body, blood all over the tight hot cells of her vaginal flesh, blood that brought no pain, no sacrifice, only her gentle forbearance with me, with my unspeakable act, my tongue going deep into her, drawing out the blood that was yet to come, gently, gently, lapping the blood from the soft hair on her pubic lips, sucking each tiny droplet of it.

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

There are so many things that are awful about this, why would you post this. How did a tongue rip panties. Why did you do this