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I have like 9 notifications I'm scared to look at because I've been busy for the past two weeks with finals and then TWO FUCKING CYSTS exploding on my ovaries and having to go to the emerg THEEE TIMES

Unstoppable object (taarof) meets an unmovable force (the family autism)

#taarof #persian #autism #social conventions who?

professorsparklepants

I’ve made this post like six times but it still fucks me up the China’s mountains just look like that. Like I spent decades thinking it was stylistic but no, they just have different mountains over there.

professorsparklepants

For reference, here’s what my local mountains look like:

Here’s the general art style Chinese mountains are drawn in:

And here’s how some of them actually look:

dreamsequencer

What the FUCK

adelicateculturecell

I’m specifically reblogging this here because I know there is a geological reason for this and I know at least one of you has to know it.

tharkflark1

thank you

Being AFAB and seeking a diagnosis fills me with a rage purer than that of Ismene and of Achilles

Breaking out the piggy bank bc I can't pay rent </3

#NEVER EVER MOVE TO SOUTHERN ONTARIO THERE ARE NO JOBS HERE

popbubblepngs

Could we request… seal pngs…

Got my results back from my CT scan I can't believe my bones are unremarkable this is fucking tragic

#me when hospital #ct scan #unremarkable bones #:(

Don't you ever talk to me, my son (my son who is older than me), my son (my spider plant), my son (my daughter that I bought from the campus store), my sun (the big thing in the sky), Myson (not to be confused with Tyson), OR my son (my human son from an alternate universe where I have one of those) EVER again

or I will hunt Guy Tiger for sport and no one will have their cooking shows

#me if i was zeus and if my sons were my wives #don't you ever talk to me #or i will gnaw the blood from my bones #all of my sons are in my fanny pack attending a lobster rave #shit posting #guy tiger

what-even-is-thiss

I really don’t like when a book advertises itself as fantasy or scifi with maybe some romance on the side and then it turns out to just be a romance with some fantasy or scifi wallpaper. Fine if you wanna read that but I don’t. Stop having sex and kill the dragon already. This is false advertising.

what-even-is-thiss

I signed up for political intrigue and aliens but instead you’re just having therapy speak sex with a human man. Where’s the aliens???? Kill something!

cuillere

At least please fuck the dragon.

what-even-is-thiss

No. He needs to pay for his war crimes and doesn’t deserve any sex.

the-haiku-bot

No. He needs to pay

for his war crimes and doesn’t

deserve any sex.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Chat why am i always experiencing situations ER thinks im apendicitus im supposed to submit my finall asidgnment today </3

#they also gave me an opiod for the pain this feels weirddddd i dont like it #me when appendicitis

My blod sugqr crashed so mu mum brought me jucie (good, fixes it). However it was apple (baed, allerggy). It had. A straw(good, easy). I furgot about strbow (bad, squeexed box and shot into wjndpipe) (i luve all agenders)

#low bluf shgar #juce #an #advneture

I've been working for 10 hours how to fuck am i not finished yet

starving-little-orphan-boy

my back hurts BAD and i want to CRY and i can’t take MEDS for it because i took them FOUR HOURS AGO and im supposed to wait SIX hours but my back HURTS

squishyskeletonhat

My body when I have to do literally anything

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I don't wanna go to Ottawa, Ottawa is BORING and it's LAME and there's NOTHING TO DO other than LISTEN to the FANTASTIC MR FOX AUDIO BOOK in the CAR☹️👎

#ottawa #ontario #ottawa hating on main