Space Trash

Oh hi friends, people call me Jack on the internet cause of my username so you can too. I post whatever my current hyperfixation is at the time. My posts are sporadic cause I have a full time job that takes up a lot of time.

[gaysie]

[virtualtoybox]

This pride we have GOT to stop making fun of bi women with boyfriends btw . I’m so so serious .

[gaymolegaming]

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

[teratocybernetics]

#they really can't stop making us sound fucking badass can they

[g4yh3nn4]

This is so ed and al core💜💜

[autumngracy]

Two dudes

Chillin at a car race

Five feet apart cause they're NOT GAY

[horserad-ish]

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

[viewfinder-chernobyl]

SOLUTION TO BEING MUCH TO SCARED TO TALK TO MUTUALS:

FUgkin..... hit em with ur paws......

[aceofstars16]

Reblog if you are okay with people giving you lots of boops!

[blanketforcas]

[cosmic--fall]

i love Initial D because all the internal monologue for every single battle goes something along the lines of:

rival racer, keeping pace but visibly sweating: holy FUCK. what the actual SHIT. this is an 86. this is a cardboard box of a car and he's ahead of me. HOW is he drifting so effortlessly!? the kid behind the wheel must be under constant pressure to stay focused. he's so close to touching the guardrail on every corne- DID HE JUST USE THE GUTTER TO TURN

Takumi, drifting at terrifying speeds with one hand on the wheel: *3D gif of spinning tofu with low quality Funky Town playing in the bg*

[wizardarchetypes]

“who do you picture this character with?”

Me. I consume all media through a self insert lens and construct vivid and elaborate imagination realms in which I am somehow centered in their arcs.

Yes sometimes this leads to our mutually assured destruction and the entire cast dies but I’m doing my best ok

[wizardarchetypes]

I do love self inserts but the problem is I get too involved in the narrative and myself as a character and then I end up a captive to the plot. My sister and I have a multi-year running LotR self insert plot and you cannot possibly appreciate how often I tried to pair myself up with Boromir. It just didn’t work. Narratively I can’t date Boromir.

In my own brain. Just didn’t work. I worked on it like a man building a Time Machine to bring back his dead lover

Could not make it fit. Boromir and I are just friends.

[wizardarchetypes]

I am happy to report Geralt and I are going strong. The Tenth Doctor and I are sort of enemies though. You win some, you lose some.

[wizardarchetypes]

Thrilled to see people in the tags telling me which characters 1. They’re married to 2. They failed to marry.

Who are we if not friendzoned by the narrative to progress the plot

[wizardarchetypes]

going insane imagining me and my sister entrenching ourselves so deeply in the LotR plot that we save Boromir and create a cascade effect that changes the entire story

and you’re like on a farm.

[lakemojave]

Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

[darkcomedies]

[lovewithagirl]

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[thegreenpea]

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[predatory-lesbians]

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[scratchy-archive]

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[catgirlbignaturals]

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[catgirlbignaturals]

I'm a fucking idiot

[lakemojave]

Did your best buddy it's ok

[slimegirlwarlock]

[nyancrimew]

its decmbre ... the gronch

[sallychanscraps]

i havent seen a damn thing about the new grinch movie, but if they didnt make him a love interest that’s just another grinch but softer w/ eyelashes and one blue streak in her hair named The Binch then i dont wanna know

[sallychanscraps]

my sweet Binch…..

[sallychanscraps]

well whom else would be voicing The Binch??????

[sallychanscraps]

i want to thank everyone for getting this horrible post to 40k notes today thank you

[sallychanscraps]

ITS DECEMBER!! 🎄 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!! 

[n7extraordinaire]

[exosciences]

mass effect fans seeing the new trailer are perpetually torn between “we should let commander shepard rest it’s been years it’s time for a new protagonist” and “SHEPARD IS FUCKING BACK BAYBEY❗️DUG THEIR ASS OUT OF THAT RUBBLE AND PUT THEM RIGHT BACK IN ‼️ ROUND 4 BABEY 🔔🥊 NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT 🗣️⁉️ NEVER GIVE UP 🔥💯💪”

[bakwaaas]

adult life is crazy because you can be going through the most devastating and heartbreaking things while still having to go to work and do the laundry and grocery shopping

[chocoholicbec]

@hamletthedane’s tags are worth reading.