welcome no one

i have no idea

[srslyboo]

skype calls

: what

: what

: huh

: what

: you froze

: ok you're good

: no i couldn't hear you

: you were breaking up

: what

[trillow-deactivated20131226]

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

[vi0lettae]

[4gifs]

[swept]

[4gifs]

[counterpunks]

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

[hirocks]

[emmugh]

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

[simpsons-latino]

[uterusbeforeduderus-deactivated]

Normally, I would not post a bathtub picture but I just want to let everyone know that Chinese takeout floats

[teeenage-circus-blog]

[selsessed]

I have been waiting a whole year to reblog this.

[profiting]

realizing its 3 am on a school night

[meme4u]

[fyeahyoungleodicaprio-blog]

[empowereds]

why do good concert tickets happen to bad people

[4gifs]

[bryant-at-random-blog]

HE KNOCKED THE BUCKET OFF

AND THERE WAS ANOTHER BUCKET UNDERNEATH