Kate McKinnon owns my ass

i like my girls just like i like my honey 🍯

[weloveshortvideos]

[rehfan]

If you are having a bad day, please unmute.

(Huskie puppy doesn’t quite get the howling thing. Sounds like a baby babbling.)

[filbipott]

“Banana!”

[iamallrightfine]

* day is fixed* 

[chileananderson-deactivated2017]

ok. i super needed this.

[stellagibsonisalifeforce]

THIS. The whole world should watch this.

[zendayamybabe]

“Go for it. Whether it ends good or bad, it was an experience.”

— Things I’m still learning. k.g. (via copyr1ghts)

[tastefullyoffensive]

🥴

[toothpasteisrabiesfoam]

WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS

[serfuzzypushover]

Trying

[warplanerubdown]

[drtanner]

I love this video so much. This cat, trying so hard to sip like a people. Desperate to sip like a people. Objectively incapable of sipping like a people.

[stevienick]

— catherine o'hara on the set of Beetlejuice (1988).

[l0ve-bun]

i’m pretty sure at this point if someone held me tenderly id just black out

[tag-devilish]

Shoutout to the breakers of generational curses

[crown-prince-zuko]

Hi just letting y’all know that Sia, the artist, is making what is essentially a big “F you” to autistic people. She is collaborating with Autism Speaks which is an organization that believes autism is something to be cured and treats autistic people like burdens. It is another run of the mill inspiration p**n movie for non autistic people and able bodied people to feel like they have compassion and understanding for us. For any of you who are not autistic and are able bodied, please do not support this film as it perpetuates bad stereotypes about autism and disabled individuals.

[finita--la--commedia]

– Faraj Bou al-Isha (b. 1956), “Wait” translated from the Arabic by Khaled Mattawa in: “Poems for the Millennium. Book of North African Literature”, edited by Pierre Joris and Habib Tengour

[loveruns]

Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at ¼ speed”

[itchycoil]

No offense but your friends are your soulmates too and not just people to complain about your romantic relationship to

[forursmiles]

[zohbugg]

This whole bit is the hardest I have ever laughed in my entire like please go watch his entire Netflix special

[incorrectkingkillerquotes]

This part is just perfect for the whole series.

[foster-the-morning-deactivated2]

i love people who get excited about stars

[syflove]

[spacedood-blog]

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

me, late 20s, discovering i love to cook, and have neck pain: holy shit i’m going to turn into a person who does yoga

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

me, buying paper napkins and eyebanging a herb garden: i’m having an identity crisis 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

me: *reaches automatically for coaster, catches sight of my reflection in my newly purchased wine glasses that were on sale*: i don’t know who you are anymore

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“i’m not a fan of embellishments on throw pillows, they tend to snag” I say, and gasp in horror at what I’ve become

[questbedhead]

‘straight men are terrified of showing platonic affection for other men because they’re afraid people will assume they’re gay’ now i hope this doesn’t sound too harsh but maybe if straight dudes, as a group, hadn’t spent decades demonizing, demeaning, disenfranchising, criminalizing, pathologizing, brutalizing, vilifying, mocking, and murdering gay men at every opportunity maybe being mistaken for a queer wouldn’t be such a federal fucking issue

[questbedhead]

like i am sincerely sorry men can’t show affection for other men without fearing for their safety and social standing, but mayhaps instead of blaming fangirls on the internet we could try asking straight dudes to step up and address their blatant homophobia