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neo-pussy-deactivated20250705

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

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traaansfem

Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon

I should probably cook more salmon

neo-pussy-deactivated20250705

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

featherboabear

dumbtrannybitch

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

commas-georg

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

prismatic-bell

Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

No this is accurate

i just have to know what happened to the ui/ux designers at firaxis between civ6 and civ7

absyyynth

what the fuck

zibaldoni-elzapoppin

woman-becomer

no way dude no way. there's just no way

spicy-blanket

My mom told me she saw some rabbits doing this once but I was skeptical. Now I am not

omghotmemes

Senpai says you’re welcome

quintusbenedictus

Reblogging again because I just realized that if I had this advice in high school I would’ve never made a tumblr account.

unpopularly-opinionated

Also works for most of those news sites like WSJ or NYT that only let you read a little bit, or block adblockers. Also some disable the scroll bar but if you go to the right side of the console after hitting F12 and look for the CSS element “overflow” and change it from “hidden” to “visible” then you can continue scrolling for free. Might have to click around on different parts of the page to find it, but it should work.

ralfmaximus

There’s also a Firefox/Chrome extension called Behind The Overlay that does all that with one mouse click. Used it for years; what a time saver.

And if you encounter a true paywall, use Archive.Today to bypass it. Just paste the paywalled url into the blue “search archived snapshots” box near the bottom:

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numahachi

megapotion

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sovietnam

memorycycle

wake up in the morning go to sleep

anphivenas

wake up in the morning go to sleep

twizzta-old

anphivenas

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

memorycycle

wake up in the morning go to sleep

flipchild

memorycycle

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

flipchild

wake up in the morning go to sleep

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littlewigglers

THUNK

musiclovingmoth

pretty princesses

meow-moment

creating a new OC. He's a doctor who treats weird kink furries. his bit is that every patient who comes into his office he has to figure out how to complete the checkup while working around some weird toon-logic contrivance. He's like the doctor house of kink because he's the only one in his field capable of getting results. He's massively overworked and he's been IP banned from the e621 forums.

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