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[yenvengerberg]

JENNA ORTEGA as WEDNESDAY ADDAMS “If you hear me screaming bloody murder, there’s a good chance I’m just enjoying myself.”

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

frankly outrageous that the constraints of professionalism bar me from using the phrase "whose dick do I need to suck" in work emails

[pukicho]

Huge shoutout to the creatures

[dankmemeuniversity]

[flashflashhundredyarddash]

bruce wayne, sitting by the pool, a mimosa in hand, a skin mask on and cucumbers over his eyes.

suddenly, from wayne manor, loud shrieking.

bruce wayne, sitting by the pool. he puts earbuds in his ears.

[knightofdandelions]

[georgecostanzaatemysoup]

Twilight remake where the Cullens are more like the vampires in What We Do In The Shadows.

Esme telling everyone she loves all her children equally but looking back at Jasper with a disdained look before turning back and saying "Yeah, equally."

Edward having a meltdown because Emmett keeps thinking about the lyrics to Tubthumping.

Carlisle giving increasingly bad medical advice because he was a doctor when heroine was used as a cough medicine and it worked when I was a kid, it should still work.

No one in the house knowing how the DVR works and Bella has to constantly come over and show them. They never remember.

[beau-m-swan]

I want to know what the Cullen kids say when they’re asked to “tell the class a little about themselves”

[toxictwilight]

Edward mentions playing piano. Maybe a language he’s fluent in.

Alice enjoys shopping and designing clothes. The class can tell. 

Jasper goes with his current favorite book, or where he’d like to attend college. 

No matter what Rosalie goes with, she likes to brag a little bit. Travel? She’s been THIS many places. College? Obviously ivy league. 

And Emmett? He just says he likes bears, then sits down.

[beau-m-swan]

Emmett:

when ppl try to start shit on your blog

[ihavesomeseriousissues]

[careerboyfriend]

dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson

[vnusplanetoflove]

I hate being asked what my goal in life is…. like.. idk…?? I want to have my own kitchen… and I want to know every poem by heart… and uhh.. I want to be kissed in the rain … etc etc .. my heart is very little and I dont want it to break

[meltedmountains]

[mr-fancy-panties]

[funnytwittertweets]

[vicholas]

[vortigone]

given most footage ive seen of celebrities on this show are immensely uncomfortable at best, seeing tony hawk of all people just go ham with the chaos really adds a lot

[glumshoe]

do you think the citizens of Gotham leave harmlessly weird shit up on the rooftops for Batman to find

[glumshoe]

“Robin. Status report.” “...” “Robin. Come in.” “...” “Robin--” “Hey, sorry, Nightwing. Someone left us a little surprise up here. It’s... a lot.” “Are we talking ‘bomb surprise’ or ‘fanfic surprise’?” “Worse. Fanart.” “Oh, god. Is it one of us again?” “It’s Batman and Green Arrow. Y’know, I don’t think Ollie has any arrows shaped like that... I think I’m going to be traumatized.” “You were already traumatized. It’s how you got the job.” “Yeah, but this is different.”

[everetttones]

Usual practice

[apolloboe]

Me: Okay, time to do scales.

Right Hand: I am perfect no matter what happens, think you’re out of time? All in your head.

Left Hand: Potato.