lol what are you doing here 🐒

And if you're still bleeding, you're the lucky ones. Cause most of our feelings, they are dead and they are gone.⠀ Insta: g._.ladner

[targetedknowledge]

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[kosmogrl]

this is so cool!!

[kosmogrl]

[psyduckz]

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[snlthw]

no monsters, no demons, no j*hn. it's just that bobby and dean came to visit sam at stanford, and bobby said they had to take a picture

[thecollectibles]

Bus Stop by JC Jongwon Park

[thecollectibles]

Art by Kim Jaehyun

[expressions-of-nature]

by Terapo

[to-orrr]

here are some more cats 🍓

[maybe-someday-eventually]

[ultimatesue]

For God so loved the world

[naranja7331]

When you mention piracy to the wrong person and now you have to listen to them talk for 2 hours that we need to support small businesses such as EA and Amazon