we are but mortals

Katherine ∙ 32 ∙ Colorado / CDMX ∙ IG: katuhlir

[7dmom]

It is noble of you to follow lesser bloggers

[un-father]

If you have a crush on me just come talk to me and I promise you will get over it

[redstonedust]

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

[caesarsaladinn]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i've had every thought

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

billie eilish is dressing like a bad guy thug at a mahjong game in a kung fu movie

[health-goth-inc]

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

[pervocracy]

[noelle-ism]

How they get barack obamma and joe bidden to say this stuff toigether

[hbmmaster]

cow tipping is such a top tier common misconception. "yeah there's this fun activity people do sometimes and in order for it to sound possible you need to not have enough experience with cows to have ever seen one sleeping before. but uh yeah I know a guy whose cousin does it." and somehow this became a thing everyone knows about

[hbmmaster]

it's sort of like. imagine if people said "out in the country people break into farms to steal chickens to use them as flashlights. you know, because chickens glow in the dark" and for some reason most people didn't question any aspect of this concept

[hbmmaster]

okay there's people in the notes claiming that cow tipping is real actually which means it's time for

wait what even is cow tipping though (like regardless of if it's a "real thing", what is the thing the term "cow tipping" refers to)

it's when you go up to a sleeping cow and knock it over, somehow

it's when you go up to any cow and knock it over, somehow

it's when you go up to a cow and sorta push it without expectation of results

it's a euphemism for some other activity

it means something else

I do not know what cow tipping is supposed to be

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[dotty-literati]

the big mamdani

[dotty-literati]

[only-cat-memes]

[lakevida]

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

[darlingdollieee]

this image is so fucking funny what the fuck does this even mean or represent

[pompompompeii]

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[discodyke-dogthing]

[pissvortex]

[rottingfacade]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.