a real angel

shhhh (mainly reblogs) - im an adult - art @serafphim

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i used to download so many pictures but now its like 1 every month n its always this kind of shit

[dogpuppy]

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[bugthingsdaily]

Today's bug thing is this green beetle bag by red_flies on Instagram!

[dogpuppy]

[scramratz]

[shitboy96]

[grosezero]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[buildanaltarwhereitswells]

[stnintendog]

x

[dreamingnemleria]

[gordons-moved]

Please, please, have a seat.

I’m here to debate Steven Universe with you

[decamarks]

Cordyceps emoji I made this morning. It's already become very useful in conversation with friends, so please feel free to use it.

Intended usage(s): Denoting actions made as a result of "possession"; feeling of occupying force directing one's behavior; need for relocation

[redstonedust]

wands are like the smartphone of the wizard world, a slimmed and streamlined spellcasting apparatus of the modern era that has many slightly older wizards going "ugh kids these days don't know what it's like to have the sturdy weight of a Staff in your hands at all times. sure its not as portable but at least i can still use it to beat a motherfucker when im out of mana."

[redstonedust]

there are gen Z spellcasters trying to lead a wizard staff revival but they're all made out of cheap wood and crystals they bought on tiktok live and at least one has splintered and exploded on their user. meanwhile grandpa is in the back like "in MY day we had to memorize all our runes and draw them out of thin air backwards in the pouring rain 5 times a day"

[redstonedust]

and wizards who use scrolls and tomes to cast their spells? linux users.

[triangleguy]

[shencomix]

My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard [Complete]

[darkspaceboytoy]

Don’t even have a funny comment this one just resonated with me.

[wifehaver103947]

[someoneelsemaybe]

Me and the girls after 2 cups of suspicious stew