a reptile dysfunction

i post snakes, lizards, cats, memes, etc

[lgbtculture]

I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)

[nerdgasrnz]

FireAlpaca is now COMPLETELY a Paint Tool SAI alternative!

BITMAP WATERCOLOR BRUSHES, Y’ALL!!! Want to make some SAI brushes in FireAlpaca? Check out THIS handy Guide!

Want to make this brush? Just make a perfect circle and save it (I call mine “round”) and use it as the bitmap, and copy the settings above. It works pretty nicely :D

[nerdgasrnz]

aHHHH HOLY SHIT WHEN DID THIS POST START TRENDING?!

UM, WHILE I’M HERE:

Here is where you can download FireAlpaca (it is completely free software)

*If English is not your native language, you can download it in other languages.

Please download from the official FireAlpaca websites, because a friend of mine simply googled FireAlpaca and downloaded from some random site, and she got malware! So PLEASE be careful.

FireAlpaca has a suggestion/bug reporting box on their site so you can request features, or let them know if you’re having any issues! Also FireAlpaca works fantastically on Mac computers! (though I will say the only time FA has crashed on me is when I used a Mac, so PLEASE save your work often)

Also, please visit these tumblrs if you do get into using FireAlpaca:

@everythingfirealpaca @fpacatuto

[cellular-thirst-deactivated2017]

for anyone who wants an alt to Sai. :O

[mcpippypants]

@valynara ! Hey remember when i told you fire alpaca was a good alternative? Check it out its great for mac!

[tuttuttutorials]

This is awesome. And it’s free!

[oilbun]

F-free???!!

[seal-of-unknown]

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

[sssillyserpent]

ugh my big gay ass is so excited to see a movie about Aretha Franklin

[parrot-parent]

I love how birds can pick up context. She knows that this is synonymous with hi and will respond interchangeably.

[mind-if-i-scream]

I like the beep in the beginning

[welovekanyewest]

[so-doggone-funny]

don’t bother him when he’s in the zone

[sssillyserpent]

2 new baby snakes: pure coastal carpet and a western hog. both males, both stunning as hell. there were some beautiful black headed pythons at the expo I got the carpet from, but they were about $5,800 out of my price range! also, I got married :) yay for me!

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

🐸Frogs🐸

(@kalesalad on tiktok)

[whitepeopletwitter]

The bean jar

[barreboy]

[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…

[iridescentoracle]

have i mentioned recently @allieinarden is the best

[odairannies]

which ben wyatt are you today?

[02613]

[gorgonapologist]

julia oldham, why are there no great female werewolves?

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Y'all remember my werewolf rant a while back?

[imfemalewarrior]

I think this is a symptom of expecting Women to be quiet and dainty and complacent instead of loud and angry and in control. 

-FemaleWarrior, She/THey 

[carbon-ate]

[carbon-ate]

please listen to this guy from Chicago ague with this snake

[sssillyserpent]

Our OTHER new boa, Chakra, a hypo morph boa imperator! We got this girl from a very well-meaning young woman on Facebook, who loved this very docile boa a lot, but wasn't really providing her with the proper husbandry. These guys are significantly hardier than your typical red tail boa, though, and she doesn't seem to have suffered much from it at all. She is a beautiful addition to our collection and I'm looking forward to providing her with a new enclosure and a great life in the very near future.

[sssillyserpent]

Got some pics of my fiancee's beautiful new baby, Iris (Guyana Boa constrictor constrictor). She sure is stunning! Hopefully when work slows back down I can get some nice pictures of MY new babies- two tiny juvenile coastal carpets ;)

[respectfulmemes]

[sssillyserpent]

one of our dogs just died with me 1400 miles away and i feel like i'm falling apart and i don't know what to do to feel better or to comfort my dad