Sunlizardpowers

[sovietnam]

[cannibalchicken]

[icarus-daedaluss]

ℳ𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓯𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓶𝔂 𝓮𝔂𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓵𝓮𝓯𝓽 𝓪𝓼 𝓽𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼

[disc80s]

x

[cannibalchicken]

[cuteness--overload]

[triviallytrue]

I am always saying this

[goodscreencaps]

[catasters]

[thememedaddy]

[newjerseyrealness]

[unfortunately-awake]

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20160]

Blur - Song 3

[smugsbunny2-deactivated20160120]

whee hee

[1percentcharge]

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

[1percentcharge]

Another classic is

“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”

For more hilarious pirate jokes like these go to google and type pirate jokes into the search bar and click search

[somarysueme]

Sorry for the double reblog I just wanted to let everyone know that I told the first joke to my dad and he hung up on me.

[bruntalism]