Dullahan Dyke

(she/it/fae) disabled plural adult autistic queer transfem III I III

[sswivy]

meow

[discount-supervillain]

[faeurchin]

drew these last year and i still rly like them

[lgbtqiatext]

[brawltogethernow]

[andmaybegayer]

> looking at a new popular collectible

> ask the people if it's objects or gambling

> they don't understand

> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is objects and what is gambling

> they laugh and say "it's a good collectible sir"

> look up how to buy a collectible

> its gambling

[andmaybegayer]

> #wait are labubu's blind bags?!

Labubus are blind bags but they're also blind bags with some of the most insane dark patterns stacked on top. The online store for them has a thing where they tell you what you got the second you order it online so that you can immediately try again if you didn't get the thing you wanted.

There's also a shake feature that is designed to encourage you to buy more than one by narrowing down the possibility space on a crate of options so that if you're hunting a specific model you can verify that it's guaranteed to be in one of these three IF you buy all three right now!!!!!

[girlishgamine]

You can read more about what dark patterns are and how to spot them here.

Deceptive Patterns (aka Dark Patterns) - spreading awareness since 2010

The original website about deceptive patterns (also known as “dark patterns”) - tricks used in websites and apps that make you do things tha

[ralfmaximus]

That is a fucking awesome site everyone should visit. Don't skip the Hall of Shame.

[dailymanners]

I just thought of this post, which was actually how I learned what Dark Patterns are, because I tried to cancel my Adobe Acrobat subscription, and it took much longer than I anticipated because several times throughout the process it felt like it was intentionally trying to trick me into thinking I'd cancelled my subscription when I actually hadn't yet.

Please read up on Dark Patterns and learn how to recognize them.

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[inklett]

Some of my favorite miis ive made

[waywardsou2]

What did we do to make you hate us so much?

To kill us, rape us, beat us, bleed us dry

What, in my short existance have I done that has caused so much fear and anger inside of you

Why do you hate us?

Why do we scare you?

What action could we have possibly taken against you that causes this much wrath to fall upon us?

Don't you already have enough?

Don't you already have the entire world in the palm of your hand?

Why must we sink any lower, why must we grovel at your feet?

Why must we allow you to step on us?

WHY DO YOU DESERVED TO BE PRAISED FOR YOUR HATE?

WE DO WE DESERVE TO BE HATED?

Why do you feel the need to kick us whilst we are down, why do you feel the need to put us in our place?

What have we done that scares you so?

What did we do to ever warrant the charges against us, the fear against us as a group

Criminals, mentally ill, freaks, perverts, corruptors

What made us the bad guys

Our actions are from love and want for freedom

Yours are from opression and hate and greed

Yet we are the bad guys

[ufokia]

[chocobje]

More regretevator stuff oops

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[boycritter]

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Fish in the great lake being like

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Wait shit wrong fucking post

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[positivitygenic]

your identity as an introject deserves to be taken seriously and with respect. this includes when you have multiple sources, especially when those source combinations may not make sense to an outside perspective. you are so much more than what people may perceive of you, and being respected for who you are is not something you should have to earn.

[importantcatpics]

[rickybabyboy]

secret methods

secret reasons

[huffylemon]

[rslashrats]