Bonjour Bitchs

▪︎Cillian▪︎ "Every time someone calls me beautiful, I can feel the ugly that has festered underneath"

[gothredy]

[gothredy]

[unusual-suspects]

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[j-h-cubedman]

Living in Australia, I'm kinda always at the mercy of my posts lining up with crappy timezones, so when I came back to Tumblr and realised there was a fully in-built post scheduling system, I was very excited...only to happily realise that even with that in mind, Tumblr has a much more 'time-blind' and relaxing approach to posts. It lifts my spirits whenever I see that somebody's gone through my catalogue or liked a post that had been put out days or even weeks ago, and it appears that that's a far more prevalent phenomenon on this site compared to anywhere else. A guy could get used to this more easygoing posting experience, although of course that's all thanks to folks like you! Thank you all. BONUS:

[hasret-iazam]

[yasamasancisi]

[the-big-mood]

I think someone got fired at Disneyland's 10th anniversary.

[vistavoid]

Someone to take care of him.

[joycew-art]

I'm sure this meme has been done before, but the idea wouldn't leave my mind XD

[shutyourmoustache]

*whispers* holy shit. he’s done it again.

[silvaaart]

little robin in cage

[astrovvitches]

again and again and again

[izbnart]

Batman animation 👍🌟

[st-versailles]

Seriously this is a masterpiece. I can't stop watching it..

[stealingpotatoes]

Top 5 ways the Joker should die

(commission info // tip jar!)

[sarakipin]

2025 was a rotted year but I'm happy to report I made some pieces I'm proud of in the midst of everything ❤️ here's to 2026

[robs-your-robins]

You know what was probably hilarious? The 180 that Bruce Wayne does when he adopts Dick - at least through the eyes of socialites and gala attendees. They are probably so used to Bruce Wayne being a drunken mess or doing something reckless and scandalous or being a flirt but then he appears after a hiatus after adopting a kid, who as attended as his plus one rather than some model or actress and...

Waiter #1: Did... Did Bruce Wayne seriously just ask whether that orange juice was organic?

Waiter #2: I mean, yeah, it's a genuine question

Waiter #1: But Bruce Wayne? The guy asked you last year whether ‘gluten’ was a type of new drug?

Waiter #2: Yup.

Politician: Is Bruce Wayne seriously cutting up that child's steak for him?

Socialite: I honestly didn't think he knew how to use cutlery. Remember last year when he stuffed that mini quiche into his mouth in one go? Those Prada models had to give him the Heimlich?

Dick: Bruce why is everyone staring? Did I do something wrong?

Bruce: No buddy, I just ordered a Coke and they're a little surprised.

Dick: Oh, are you not allowed Coke? That's OK, my mom never let me have soda after dinner either. I won't tell Alfred, I promise.

Bruce: Thanks, chum.

Waiter: Um, sorry Mr Wayne but the bartender wanted me to make sure that-

Bruce: Just a regular Coke with ice, please.

Waiter:

Bruce: I will still take it with a little umbrella.

Waiter: Oh thank god.

[denvolnov]