maybe we got lost in translation

Alex, 31. I can't keep up with the hyperfixations but feel free to follow based on vibes alone ✌️

[piesandswords]

Why did Beau turn into a vampire when Bella didn't?

They both went to the bathroom before they left. Bella had a line, Beau didn't.

Female cabbies drive faster than male cabbies, so Beau got there faster.

Edythe is a more responsible driver than Edward.

The car that Edward stole (lava, purple) was faster than the #WomanCar (pink?)

Carine had better ethics than Carlisle and didn't drug a stranger on the road

The man that Carine drugged on the side of the road fought back (men fight)

Carine had WORSE ethics than Carlisle, drugged MULTIPLE people, took 10 minutes+

Archie is too gay to pay attention to traffic.

Beau's heart is More Powerful (bigger?) so it spread the venom faster

Archie just wanted Beau to be a vampire and lied to Edythe without her noticing

Woman Venom™ works faster because #Feminism

Renesmee's egg managed to ward off the vampire venom for a bit

Voting ended onAug 27, 2025

[strandnreyes]

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

[strandnreyes]

this is exactly what I’m talking about

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[itsoveranakin-ihavethehighground]

sometimes i am doing nothing and then i remember how much i love dean winchester and i feel better

[ryan-sometimes]

If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted

[seriously-dude-what-the-hell]

DEAN WINCHESTER in one random episode per day ▸ 047 /364 01.03 DEAD IN THE WATER

[aeronocacto]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[liwakio]

i can't be nikki

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[goth-queen]

[shanesloverboy]

your dad just died but your situationship answers the video call looking like this, wyd

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch