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yusuke-of-valla

“They deserve each other, and that’s not a compliment” is an underrated ship dynamic tbh

depsidase

owochimauwu

justinripley

Jonathan Tucker as Matthew Brown in Hannibal season 2, episode 5

vulcan-butt-pinch

Just saw someone say that Kirk was such a slut in TOS because he didn't pull on Earth since he grew up such a nerd and not only are they right, but that is also a hilarious concept. All of these aliens think he's hot and charming meanwhile humans are like 'whatever, nerd," anytime he opens his mouth

#star trek #captain kirk #star trek tos #jim kirk #spirk

russianhatred

ГЕЙ <33

#post metal #Gay metalhead #black metal #metal #lgbt

trans-girl-nausicaa

there is no “trans debate.” you either believe in the rights of all people to personal freedom, bodily autonomy, privacy, and self-identification, or you’re just a bad person.

fuzzytriumphdelusion

I do not care. Live and let live I say.

I am straight and with a good cock, which I compare with some of the trans and feel sorry for men with little cocks. At least Trans look after their cocks and keep them clean and shaved, which even being straight I totally agree with.

bornagainchristianbaby

God I love this website so much

villainessbian

radioh

stardate69

🤨

#THIS SCENE IS SO GAY

spocktheestallion

tbh though if i were mccoy i’d be pretty fucking fed up with spock too. imagine you’re a doctor, you dedicate your life to learning how care for hundreds of different life forms and species across the galaxy, and then your wife divorces you, which leads you to enlisting as a doctor for starfleet. this is WAY outside of your comfort zone, you hate adventure and you’d rather be sittin on a porch in the sun with some sweet tea in hand and your daughter on your knee, but you ain’t got nowhere else to go, and who are you if you aren’t a doctor? you’ve dedicated your whole life and so much more to healing. so you enlist, you get assigned to a starship. not your dream job, but if there’s one thing leonard mccoy knows how to do it’s treat patients. and then THIS MEDICAL MARVEL MOTHERFUCKER comes in with his fucked up gene spliced half human half vulcan biology and the rarest most obscure blood type even among vulcans with ZERO precedent for his existence or medical baseline and also happens to be THE WORST PATIENT IN HISTORY. REFUSES to sit still and follow instructions. always making smart ass comments about your silly human emotionalism. you’ll get insane fucking readings and be like “spock i think you’re dying” and the bastard will answer with a straight face “yes. that’s just pon farr.” “can you tell me how to treat it?” “no.” and then just walks out of the fucking sickbay. you’re constantly busting your ass trying to figure out how to keep this human-alien catboy mix’n’match medical nightmare from hell alive and healthy and all you get in return is backhanded compliments from an emotionally stunted fruit. and you can’t even complain about it to your best friend because he’s too busy doodling this obstinate motherfucker’s name all over his notebook while eye-fucking him on the middle of the bridge. hell i’d be an alcoholic too.