ello my chookies

22 • she/her • I post about 80s metal, iron maiden, megadeth, anime, music, vocaloid, naruto, ghost, the mountain goats, resident evil, and other various things ❤️perpetually in my cringe era❤️

[davidstrider]

i only get out of bed because i know its what naruto would want me to do

[bgm05]

[venomscar]

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[ananayellow]

look at my captain dawg im cooked

[owochimauwu]

I just graduated from uni😝

[noellenescent]

[eskewcity]

what if we kissed on Penis Trail in the abandoned town of Centralia, Pennsylvania

[tastylemonbread]

i saw the peepee grow

[tall]

[storm-of-feathers]

speaking of volcanology i am at my LIMIT with people thinking that yellowstone is "overdue". Its not fucking pregnant. if it ever erupts again we'll have decades if not centuries of warning. whenever theres "increased activity" there it means something vibrated a bit more or something.

and while we're on it the eruptions happening rn are also not out of the ordinary. what kilauea is doing is not a cause for alarm. volcanoes erupt all the time its a part of our planet I am losing my mind

[he-who-reads-until-dawn]

They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke

[storm-of-feathers]

this is true

[aetherograph]

It's not pregnant YET. Wait til I get there though.

[rosemehdee]

hurting ur friend with a really sad headcanon like 

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[slushi-chan]

Had to add this gem

[therobotmonster]

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[butt-berry]

My favourite thing is when the pixel art videogame lets you walk on the bed and it makes it look like you are under the blankie

[pokeballvictimized]

> steam sends me an email

> game you wishlisted is on sale!

> wow, 30% off!

> $50

[pokeballvictimized]

I can wait. You'll be 80% off one of these days. I'll outlast you.

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

But this is genuinely a shitty act against humanity.

[mysharona1987]

Elon: “We have to Re-populate the world.”

But, Elon, solving child hunger is the obvious way to do that.

[mysharona1987]

Elon: No, I am just going to impregnate every influencer I meet.

[urban-mutt]

chris over here trying to give best head he can while wesker thinks what to have for dinner </3