lesbians thrive challenge

stone femme lesbian ♡ 16 ♡ she/her ♡ single ♡ don't call me slurs ♡ asian ♡ name is Hecate

[st0nefemme]

momoe sawaki on her gender

[logarto]

comics that give Emotions

bart simpson and chris griffin go to couples therapy

kermit internalised homophobia

neo and morpheus go clubbing

[succulentbud]

4. a boy with red tipped horns

5. bee real

6. they call her the cornerwitch

[succulentbud]

7. aliza

8. how to draw a horse

9. pink in the night

10. counting sheep

11. 2 hours ago

[bushpoppy]

12. seven vagánias

[st0nefemme]

hi does anyone have that “list of tumbler comics that makes you feel” and it has like, the matrix red and blue pill comic where the dudes end up laying together on a bed + that horse girl comic that is just a metaphor for gay girls (i need the list for reasons)

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Tag urself I'm Tiddy Skittles

[dontthinkitsknowledge]

Guys I found the FUCKING article have it

Ashley, F. (2019). Surgical informed consent and recognizing perioperative duty to disclose in transgender health care. McGill Journal of Law and Health, 13(1), 73-116

The author is transfeminine themselves and this bit was in a FOOTNOTE. They had NO OBLIGATION to give this information and they are the funniest person on this fucking planet

[fuck-customers]

Male Customer: I wish the pandemic is over so I can see women's beautiful faces again!

Me (internally): Sir, people are dying and all you care about is that you can't see a woman's face anymore? Not only you sound inconsiderate but you sound like a creep with that tone of voice.

[celestialraes]

[manny-jacinto]

COMMUNITY (2009–2015) ’Comparative Religion’

[transgenderization]

my unpopular opinion is that himbos are lame but bimbos are cool as fuck. this is because i respect women more than you btw 

[kittenchomp]

[pir8core]

[image description: A reply from @/redpandarascal that says “Catboys and himbos are examples of how men in majority female fields are praised more for doing the same jobs women are doing. End ID]

[st0nefemme]

if you have a penis you are male :))))

:0 wrow! thank you for the info i will keep it in mind never

[xfurbz]

So you're saying anon.... if I bite off everyone's penises, there will be no more males :)))

[st0nefemme]

so true! but spare the trans men...they paid good money for that shit!

[gfwooyo]

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

[truestoriesaboutme]

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

[truestoriesaboutme]

This is going around again, so I should say, I was wrong when I wrote this.

Actually, I know the girl who set them and she’s full of shit

[bisexualshakespeare]

Congrats on the gender. Get well soon with the executive dysfunction

[st0nefemme]

ok those last two are the only anon hate i will be answering but whoever spammed by inbox with transphobia...get a life. please. get a life.

[st0nefemme]

if you have a penis you are male :))))

:0 wrow! thank you for the info i will keep it in mind never

[st0nefemme]

i know for a fact yr a male because you make jokes abt how “misogyny is okay”

....hello? do u need something? would you like a cup of tea? 

[balzabul]

[thefoxysculls]

Huh. How does one define rich? Is us working for more than minimum wage? Is it working your ass off in HS to get scholarships for uni, and thus able to find a basic job, but in an industry you like?

Is it working 2-3 jobs sometimes, to save money to buy a little home on your own? Is if being a dedicated, hard worker, and a good teammate which led to raises and promotions?

Is that what being a rich person who deserves to be robbed is?

Right, okay.

[numberfivesss]

I hate this mentality, not all rich people are greedy pigs. Let’s specify when we talk about rich people. Because I’m rich people actually donate and help contribute to society. there are a few billionaires that are greedy, STOP SUPPORTING THEM!!! (jeff bezos)

I know this lady who is really rich. She’s old and she’s constantly donating and she even gives money to my family although we don’t ask because she’s a family friend. She generally loves helping people. Would you rob her? I hate generalizations.

[st0nefemme]

guys i don’t know why your ridding these rich people’s dick so hard. If you are a billionaire ur hands down rich. Honestly, if you’re worth more than 3 million you are probably rich. Is this old lady you know actually rich, or is she middle class and has 0 children so she has saved a significant amount of money? anyway i hope all  2,825  billionaires find less money in their bank accs than normal.

[st0nefemme]

How do u handle terfs and transphobes so effortlessly on here? what is the secret?

learn that they don’t love you, will never love you, and you don’t need their love. the first step is to avoid them and when they attack you (because they will attack you even if you do your best) you have to find a way to not care. they don’t like trans people. they hate trans women and trans femmes. they hate me. and you know what? i hate them too. but anger and hate is exhausting so in order to keep my flame burining i simply re-affirm myself that 

(1) being trans is normal and healthy 

(2) i am not a predator and no trans person inherently is

(3) it is never my job to educate them. if they don’t want to understand who am i to try and help? i don’t give a shit.

Also when i feel sad i go and talk to other trans peeps and feel better usually.

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

[the-malevolent-platypus]

“Perry is strictly professional and also a platypus”

I love the fact that “professional” is the first reason and “platypus” is the second, because this is extremely plausible for Perry.

“Yeah no I can’t fuck I’m on duty”.

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

Did you know that…?

1.Doofenshmirtz isn’t evil anymore,allowing Perry to date him

2.Romance betweet animal/human isn’t frowned upon in the Dwampyverse

we even got humans falling in love with inanimate objects, albeit played for laughs

[micaxiii]

one of Doofenshmirtz’ dates ditched him for a whale

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

we are talking about a universe where this is canon

for god’s sake

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

Look, I’m not that knowledgeable about Phineas and Ferb lore (although I’m very glad that my post resonated with the Gay Scientists Dating Tired Platypuses fandom) but what, pray tell, the fuck is going on? am i having a stroke? im willing to accept the teacher falling in love with her desk because language teachers just are like that but is this nerd about to bang an ice cone?? hello?????

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

It’s the ice cream machine,and her name is Carla

[darkwingsnark]

Let us also pop bottles for the time Doofenshmirtz had to help his ex-thwarty call’s current nemesis become desirable for punching again. 

[writtenletterstotheworld]

I thought Perry was with the Panda?

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

That’s a funny history actually.Peter the Panda is also dating his respective nemesis,he even got to met his parents

‘‘our boy is all grown up’‘ ‘‘why is he a panda bear’‘

had me crying

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

I think there was a scene where Peter and Perry were having dinner together at a fancy restaurant. But that was before Doofenshmirtz stopped being evil.

[journal-three]

what the fuck is going on in Phineas and Ferb

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

@deenalloh you have to watch milo murphy’s law season 2 to know what’s going on with Doofenshmirtz life.He stopped being evil to commit to his future self: ‘’Professor Time’’ inventor of time-travel and a public figure.

and he is trying to be a good guy now

also there’s 2 more time lines where he ends up good

1.Science teacher

2. O.W.C.A agent (The OWCA Files)

this universe is big and vast and doesn’t end at Phineas and Ferb

[whatamidoingqueer]

Okay but saying that just because some people in that universe are in love with animals/inanimate objects doesn’t mean it’s normal.

I mean, in our universe, someone wanted to marry the Eiffel Tower.

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

yeah..but you see..there’s this wonderful thing in cartoons that real life doesn’t have and its animals being actual sentient/anthropomorphic. So,you can’t compare our life with a cartoon ship in this case

[looney-mooney]

Also Perry is arguably one of the smartest characters on both shows when it comes to deductive reasoning, common sense, and social intelligence. He could tell just by looking at a room exactly what happened there a few hours ago. He can problem-solve on the fly, and does so very often. He has basic engineering skills (or at least, “basic” for this universe, which is kinda masterful for our universe), and can communicate complex thoughts to others despite being physically incapable of speaking English (he even knows ASL!) To claim that Perry the Platypus is incapable of providing consent simply because he isn’t human is a disservice to his character. And honestly, if we’re going by the anthropological definition of “human” (bipedal, opposable thumbs, ability to communicate complex thought), then he is by all means “human.” He’s just… A Human Platypus. …?

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

What the fuck became of my post

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

[romansleftshoulderpad]

Also Doof is legally an Ocelot

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

Logan that only raises more questions on an already strange post

[romansleftshoulderpad]

It’s canon. In the OWCA Files. Him legally being an ocelot is what allows him to be an agent.

[hoardofhyperfixations]

What the FUCK

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

Yeah, in one part of his long, tragic backstory, he was abandon and raised by ocelots

[ironwoman359]

I was wondering when someone was gonna bring up the ocelot thing

[vivaciousarcanist]

[sepialunaris]

@looney-mooney I agree with this vit there’s one thing, even if Perry has amazing deductive reasoning he has to at least fall to one trap. That’s just the law of nature.

[looney-mooney]

@oceanic-panic-panic bold of you to assume that Perry doesn’t let himself get trapped on purpose at least 2/3 of the time. Perry always escapes the traps. And he always waits for Doofenshmirtz to finish monologuing before escaping from them. It’s part of their routine, something they both expect: Perry bursts in, gets trapped, patiently listens to doof’s rant of the day, escapes the trap, fights his nemesis, and blows up the Inator. Whenever this routine is broken, they work to maintain it anyway - I can think of at least like 3 instances where Perry purposefully, politely traps himself, and several more where Doofenshmirtz gets impatient and sets Perry free from the trap himself so they can fight.

Perry getting trapped isn’t a sign of some intellectual folley - it’s a sign of his incredible problem-solving skills that he can escape them so easily, and a sign of his social intelligence that he knows to politely wait until his nemesis is ready to stop venting and start fighting.

But why does Perry need to be trapped for his nemesis to vent? Easy. Doofenshmirtz is a victim of severe child abuse, and needs to feel as though he’s somewhat in control of the situation before allowing himself to be vulnerable. Perry being trapped makes him feel safe, and Perry catches on to this. It’s an intricate social dance that none of his coworkers have mastered, the ability to communicate with and accomidate for a villain with special needs. And though it takes the whole summer, they eventually don’t even need the traps, because Perry makes Heinz feel safe.

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

[squidpix6]

I mean, back on the Peter the Panda line, being a nemesis was always supposed to be analogous to being in a relationship anyway. I think of this way more as an “arranged relationship turns to true love” story than an “enemies to lovers” one.

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

‘’You probably look at Perry the Platypus and me and think it’s a match made in heaven. But it wasn’t always this way. Back in the day, O.W.C.A. assigned agents willy-nilly, with no regard for personality conflicts or basic compatibility issues … like a bad blind date!

Why, when I first met Perry the Platypus, I didn’t even know what kind of an animal he was. Who’s ever heard of a teal platypus?! And I gotta tell you, he got on my last nerve … always staring at me, judging me. You know how he is.

Well, I was ready to call it quits. I even called Major Monogram to see if I could get another nemesis assigned. Something a little less semiaquatic. But thank goodness, Francis said to give it a little more time to see if things could work themselves out. And you know what? They did!

Now I wouldn’t trade my nemesis for anyone in the world. Oh, sure, he still infuriates me and I try to eliminate him on a daily basis, but that’s just what I do.

So, if your first encounter with your mortal foe isn’t perfect, don’t despair! It gets better … usually.’’

I’d say both are correct

[trifoliate-undergrowth]

Me knowing almost nothing about Phineas and Ferb but reading this entire post anyway 

[draskireis]

God, this was a journey.

[toadsrbutch]

:’)