Static

I was thinking the same thing. Quick, go threaten him.

enz0-it-up

Hi. I made you this.

*static drops a toy car into Enzo’s hands*

-Static

Woah...that's so cool! Thank you, Static :)

It’s whatever. I like making things, if you want anything you can just ask.

Hi Juuules I’m hanging out here.

-Static

Hi static! You can eat whatever foods in the fridge, all the human meat food is labeled so don't worry about accidentally eating anything human!

Cool. I beat up Gman.

Oh my god, are you alright? I can see you are physically but like...yknow, in other ways, physically isnt the only way that counts

It’s whatever. We fight all the time.

Yeah I know but just cause its usual doesn't mean it doesn't have an effect. I doubt youd want a hug though

Unless it’s from Zon or Jiro i don’t want a hug.

Mhm, I know, its usually just my first offer, but I know you don't like much affection. Ill check around and see if my house grew you a room, knowing how it is, it probably did

Cool. I hope it has science shit. Oh also this is my robot Freya, i made her to keep me company so i don’t go insane.

Hallo!!

The rooms are made based off the persons interests and personal tastes, so it would. And hi freya!

Hurrah.

Hi Juuules I’m hanging out here.

-Static

Hi static! You can eat whatever foods in the fridge, all the human meat food is labeled so don't worry about accidentally eating anything human!

Cool. I beat up Gman.

Oh my god, are you alright? I can see you are physically but like...yknow, in other ways, physically isnt the only way that counts

It’s whatever. We fight all the time.

Yeah I know but just cause its usual doesn't mean it doesn't have an effect. I doubt youd want a hug though

Unless it’s from Zon or Jiro i don’t want a hug.

Mhm, I know, its usually just my first offer, but I know you don't like much affection. Ill check around and see if my house grew you a room, knowing how it is, it probably did

#static.reblog #Freya.reblog

Cool. I hope it has science shit. Oh also this is my robot Freya, i made her to keep me company so i don’t go insane.

Hallo!!

Hi Juuules I’m hanging out here.

-Static

Hi static! You can eat whatever foods in the fridge, all the human meat food is labeled so don't worry about accidentally eating anything human!

Cool. I beat up Gman.

Oh my god, are you alright? I can see you are physically but like...yknow, in other ways, physically isnt the only way that counts

It’s whatever. We fight all the time.

Yeah I know but just cause its usual doesn't mean it doesn't have an effect. I doubt youd want a hug though

Unless it’s from Zon or Jiro i don’t want a hug.

Hi Juuules I’m hanging out here.

-Static

Hi static! You can eat whatever foods in the fridge, all the human meat food is labeled so don't worry about accidentally eating anything human!

Cool. I beat up Gman.

Oh my god, are you alright? I can see you are physically but like...yknow, in other ways, physically isnt the only way that counts

It’s whatever. We fight all the time.

Ehem.

-Static

What now?

Enzo.

Oh, him. He's a great kid!

So first of all, i thought there was an agreement that there would be no more kids. There arent any spare rooms and the swamp kids are already all sharing a room, which is miserable for them by the way. Second of all, this is not fair to Dan at all. You did that shit on purpose so I’m gonna beat the shit out of you in a minute. Third of all, you’re a horrible father and this kid is going to grow up living a miserable life. Also, the fact that he was made in a lab without the other parent’s consent is fucked up. Very fucked up.

Thanks for listening, I’m going to recreate a scene that happened in my childhood.

*static swings a punch at Gman*

I'm building an extension for Enzo and some of the other kids. It'll be ready in around a month or so. And the machine malfunctioned when I tried to shut it-

YOU LITTLE SHIT.

Gman grabs Static and punches them back.

*static stumbles back, before kicking gman in the chest*

Gman gets knocked to the floor.

You really need to stop making dumb decisions. Honestly it was a mistake taking me off the streets, I could’ve been some psycho bitch. I’m gonna go hang with Jules, he’s more of a father than you.

You were piss drunk and high, who knows what you'd have gotten into?

And? Would you take ANY drunk, high, homeless person off the streets?

Probably, yes.

That’s… really dumb. Look I’m grateful you took me in and all, but you cant just take in any drugged up homeless person. Theres a very high chance they’re not good people.

I know that. But I was an addict, so I get the circumstances.

You live in a house full of young children. You could’ve been endangering your kids when you took in me. You need to put your children first at least ONCE. You’re selfish for that. Think about the people around you before making dumb decisions.

I KNOW it was a dumb decision but I had a good feeling about you.

You can’t just take someone in based on a good feeling! And your good feeling was bullshit anyway, we fight every other week.

Whatever! At least you're away from Retro and not vulnerable to harder drugs.

Whatever. I’m gonna go hangout with Jules.

Hi Juuules I’m hanging out here.

-Static

Hi static! You can eat whatever foods in the fridge, all the human meat food is labeled so don't worry about accidentally eating anything human!

Cool. I beat up Gman.

Ehem.

-Static

What now?

Enzo.

Oh, him. He's a great kid!

So first of all, i thought there was an agreement that there would be no more kids. There arent any spare rooms and the swamp kids are already all sharing a room, which is miserable for them by the way. Second of all, this is not fair to Dan at all. You did that shit on purpose so I’m gonna beat the shit out of you in a minute. Third of all, you’re a horrible father and this kid is going to grow up living a miserable life. Also, the fact that he was made in a lab without the other parent’s consent is fucked up. Very fucked up.

Thanks for listening, I’m going to recreate a scene that happened in my childhood.

*static swings a punch at Gman*

I'm building an extension for Enzo and some of the other kids. It'll be ready in around a month or so. And the machine malfunctioned when I tried to shut it-

YOU LITTLE SHIT.

Gman grabs Static and punches them back.

*static stumbles back, before kicking gman in the chest*

Gman gets knocked to the floor.

You really need to stop making dumb decisions. Honestly it was a mistake taking me off the streets, I could’ve been some psycho bitch. I’m gonna go hang with Jules, he’s more of a father than you.

You were piss drunk and high, who knows what you'd have gotten into?

And? Would you take ANY drunk, high, homeless person off the streets?

Probably, yes.

That’s… really dumb. Look I’m grateful you took me in and all, but you cant just take in any drugged up homeless person. Theres a very high chance they’re not good people.

I know that. But I was an addict, so I get the circumstances.

You live in a house full of young children. You could’ve been endangering your kids when you took in me. You need to put your children first at least ONCE. You’re selfish for that. Think about the people around you before making dumb decisions.

I KNOW it was a dumb decision but I had a good feeling about you.

You can’t just take someone in based on a good feeling! And your good feeling was bullshit anyway, we fight every other week.

Ehem.

-Static

What now?

Enzo.

Oh, him. He's a great kid!

So first of all, i thought there was an agreement that there would be no more kids. There arent any spare rooms and the swamp kids are already all sharing a room, which is miserable for them by the way. Second of all, this is not fair to Dan at all. You did that shit on purpose so I’m gonna beat the shit out of you in a minute. Third of all, you’re a horrible father and this kid is going to grow up living a miserable life. Also, the fact that he was made in a lab without the other parent’s consent is fucked up. Very fucked up.

Thanks for listening, I’m going to recreate a scene that happened in my childhood.

*static swings a punch at Gman*

I'm building an extension for Enzo and some of the other kids. It'll be ready in around a month or so. And the machine malfunctioned when I tried to shut it-

YOU LITTLE SHIT.

Gman grabs Static and punches them back.

*static stumbles back, before kicking gman in the chest*

Gman gets knocked to the floor.

You really need to stop making dumb decisions. Honestly it was a mistake taking me off the streets, I could’ve been some psycho bitch. I’m gonna go hang with Jules, he’s more of a father than you.

You were piss drunk and high, who knows what you'd have gotten into?

And? Would you take ANY drunk, high, homeless person off the streets?

Probably, yes.

That’s… really dumb. Look I’m grateful you took me in and all, but you cant just take in any drugged up homeless person. Theres a very high chance they’re not good people.

I know that. But I was an addict, so I get the circumstances.

You live in a house full of young children. You could’ve been endangering your kids when you took in me. You need to put your children first at least ONCE. You’re selfish for that. Think about the people around you before making dumb decisions.

Ehem.

-Static

What now?

Enzo.

Oh, him. He's a great kid!

So first of all, i thought there was an agreement that there would be no more kids. There arent any spare rooms and the swamp kids are already all sharing a room, which is miserable for them by the way. Second of all, this is not fair to Dan at all. You did that shit on purpose so I’m gonna beat the shit out of you in a minute. Third of all, you’re a horrible father and this kid is going to grow up living a miserable life. Also, the fact that he was made in a lab without the other parent’s consent is fucked up. Very fucked up.

Thanks for listening, I’m going to recreate a scene that happened in my childhood.

*static swings a punch at Gman*

I'm building an extension for Enzo and some of the other kids. It'll be ready in around a month or so. And the machine malfunctioned when I tried to shut it-

YOU LITTLE SHIT.

Gman grabs Static and punches them back.

*static stumbles back, before kicking gman in the chest*

Gman gets knocked to the floor.

You really need to stop making dumb decisions. Honestly it was a mistake taking me off the streets, I could’ve been some psycho bitch. I’m gonna go hang with Jules, he’s more of a father than you.

You were piss drunk and high, who knows what you'd have gotten into?

And? Would you take ANY drunk, high, homeless person off the streets?

Probably, yes.

That’s… really dumb. Look I’m grateful you took me in and all, but you cant just take in any drugged up homeless person. Theres a very high chance they’re not good people.

Ehem.

-Static

What now?

Enzo.

Oh, him. He's a great kid!

So first of all, i thought there was an agreement that there would be no more kids. There arent any spare rooms and the swamp kids are already all sharing a room, which is miserable for them by the way. Second of all, this is not fair to Dan at all. You did that shit on purpose so I’m gonna beat the shit out of you in a minute. Third of all, you’re a horrible father and this kid is going to grow up living a miserable life. Also, the fact that he was made in a lab without the other parent’s consent is fucked up. Very fucked up.

Thanks for listening, I’m going to recreate a scene that happened in my childhood.

*static swings a punch at Gman*

I'm building an extension for Enzo and some of the other kids. It'll be ready in around a month or so. And the machine malfunctioned when I tried to shut it-

YOU LITTLE SHIT.

Gman grabs Static and punches them back.

*static stumbles back, before kicking gman in the chest*

Gman gets knocked to the floor.

You really need to stop making dumb decisions. Honestly it was a mistake taking me off the streets, I could’ve been some psycho bitch. I’m gonna go hang with Jules, he’s more of a father than you.

You were piss drunk and high, who knows what you'd have gotten into?

And? Would you take ANY drunk, high, homeless person off the streets?

Ehem.

-Static

What now?

Enzo.

Oh, him. He's a great kid!

So first of all, i thought there was an agreement that there would be no more kids. There arent any spare rooms and the swamp kids are already all sharing a room, which is miserable for them by the way. Second of all, this is not fair to Dan at all. You did that shit on purpose so I’m gonna beat the shit out of you in a minute. Third of all, you’re a horrible father and this kid is going to grow up living a miserable life. Also, the fact that he was made in a lab without the other parent’s consent is fucked up. Very fucked up.

Thanks for listening, I’m going to recreate a scene that happened in my childhood.

*static swings a punch at Gman*

I'm building an extension for Enzo and some of the other kids. It'll be ready in around a month or so. And the machine malfunctioned when I tried to shut it-

YOU LITTLE SHIT.

Gman grabs Static and punches them back.

*static stumbles back, before kicking gman in the chest*

Gman gets knocked to the floor.

You really need to stop making dumb decisions. Honestly it was a mistake taking me off the streets, I could’ve been some psycho bitch. I’m gonna go hang with Jules, he’s more of a father than you.

Ehem.

-Static

What now?

Enzo.

Oh, him. He's a great kid!

So first of all, i thought there was an agreement that there would be no more kids. There arent any spare rooms and the swamp kids are already all sharing a room, which is miserable for them by the way. Second of all, this is not fair to Dan at all. You did that shit on purpose so I’m gonna beat the shit out of you in a minute. Third of all, you’re a horrible father and this kid is going to grow up living a miserable life. Also, the fact that he was made in a lab without the other parent’s consent is fucked up. Very fucked up.

Thanks for listening, I’m going to recreate a scene that happened in my childhood.

*static swings a punch at Gman*

I'm building an extension for Enzo and some of the other kids. It'll be ready in around a month or so. And the machine malfunctioned when I tried to shut it-

YOU LITTLE SHIT.

Gman grabs Static and punches them back.

*static stumbles back, before kicking gman in the chest*

Ehem.

-Static

What now?

Enzo.

Oh, him. He's a great kid!

So first of all, i thought there was an agreement that there would be no more kids. There arent any spare rooms and the swamp kids are already all sharing a room, which is miserable for them by the way. Second of all, this is not fair to Dan at all. You did that shit on purpose so I’m gonna beat the shit out of you in a minute. Third of all, you’re a horrible father and this kid is going to grow up living a miserable life. Also, the fact that he was made in a lab without the other parent’s consent is fucked up. Very fucked up.

Thanks for listening, I’m going to recreate a scene that happened in my childhood.

*static swings a punch at Gman*

Ehem.

-Static

What now?

Enzo.