the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

unmotivated uninteresting

[justbadpuns]

Jesus christ

[dankmemeuniversity]

[unshrink]

Interviewer: “So, tell us about yourself.”

Me:

[yimmypee]

ive been watching the holiday season of nailed it all day and in episode 6 the bakers were fucking up so badly that the camera man was repeatedly driven to literal tears while shakily filming their creations

[birdgrandma]

[straightmansummer]

my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!

me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)

my spotify algorithm:

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

me? overreacting? probably 

[vetamints]

2007 vs. 2018

[polebunyan-deactivated20181114]

[memes-r-memes]

Why did I fully have to look at this for half an hour to work out what the fuck was going on

[lesbiancharliedalton]

only real math dumbasses will understand this right away and that’s me babey

[cute-baby-animals]

[janaecamri]

Who is she? Where is her vogue spread?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catchymemes]

[mxnrique]

im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

[rehfan]

This is a damn MOOD FOR LIFE, I tell you what.

[awwcutepets]

On the train and saw this friendly face

[andrewbelami]

[beauty-and-laughter]

[bace-jeleren]