What's a bit of nuking between friends?

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[ihatezephos]

hello! i am zephos/papyrus, and i am a mentally ill, autistic teenager. 

i don’t really want to make a post about this – and by that i mean, make some kind of public announcement thing – but unfortunately, staying quiet and letting things happen just simply won’t do anymore.

there’s been a lot of uncertainty and discourse regarding a certain topic within the rp community, and as someone who is relatively involved (despite not many knowing), i’d like to clear a lot of things up.

warnings for ableist language & attitude & me getting extremely pissed off.

this is in regards to mr-evilxephos, formerly known as xephythepsych*path. 

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HELLO

I exist, somewhat anyway!! How y’all doing, what’s going on? Who’s dead now? How are you guys!

...There is a lack of nukes here.

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Promo

I changed up my theme so promo maybe? Yes, I know I just hit 100, I crave that attention my dudes.

I post

Yogscast

Hat Films

Carmilla

Salt about The 100

Memes

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I’m gonna promo my personal here as that is where I’m more active if you wanna like chill w/ me there since this blog is like nearly dead tbh.

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I forgot how many spam blogs are following this. So many dicks man, so many. ]]

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Me: *puts same person into 5 different ships*

Me: otp

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'Ere, Nano. My old bud. Why is a raven like a writing desk?

I don’t know Sjin, why are you asking me?

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x{Fights ;; stainedpurple}x

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Nano’s eyes widened as her laughter started to get louder and louder, her hands moving to try and shove him off of her.

“Well you’re all jerks! Doesn’t matter who’s the real one! Ah- STOP.”

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     x{ — His eyes seemed to flash for a few moments, shifting his hands to go underneath her arms. The man made sure that he wasn’t in range to be kicked within his crotch as he rather not experience pain all over again. 

  x{ “Come on- You have a nice laugh Toots.” 

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Realising where his hands were going, she moved to try and force his hands away from her. Using her legs to try and kick him away, slightly annoyed that he had protected his crotch.

“Thanks, but if you tickle me I swear you will regret it at a later date you ass.”

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x{Fights ;; stainedpurple}x

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She squealed and glared up at him, pretending to be angry but she couldn’t hold that face for too long before bursting into another fit of giggles.

“Why wouldn’t I be having the time of my life? Y’know what for a Sips, you ain’t half bad. You’re tolerable, yeah, tolerable.”

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      x{ — Sips just smiled, shifting to sit on her before moving his hands down and tickling her. His own laugh started to sound before he remarked.

  x{ “What do you mean for a Sips? I’m the real one, baby.” 

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Nano’s eyes widened as her laughter started to get louder and louder, her hands moving to try and shove him off of her.

“Well you’re all jerks! Doesn’t matter who’s the real one! Ah- STOP.”

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x{Fights ;; stainedpurple}x

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She giggled quietly, the giggles soon turning into a loud burst of laughter. Tears were in her eyes and everything. When Nano wanted to fight, it’s no laugh in matter, she’s serious.

“This is my screwing around! Oh you should have seen your face!”

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     x{ — Sips watched carefully before he then reached out and grabbed her, twirling to were she was now under him. He made sure to keep his private area away from any knees as well. The man didn’t have a death sentence.

  x{ “You seem like your havin’ the time of your life.”

     x{ — He chuckled a bit, amused.  

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She squealed and glared up at him, pretending to be angry but she couldn’t hold that face for too long before bursting into another fit of giggles.

“Why wouldn’t I be having the time of my life? Y’know what for a Sips, you ain’t half bad. You’re tolerable, yeah, tolerable.”

[theleftnippleofarcher]

my friend is shorter than me so when we talk for a long time i subconciously start standing like this

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listen speaking as a short person i can gaurantee you that if you do this to me i will punch you

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x{Fights ;; stainedpurple}x

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She watched him fall to the ground and stared at him confused as to what the hell just happened.

Carefully she nudged him with her foot, before booting him in the stomach, hard.

“Don’ frickin’ patronize me you twat!”

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     x{ — Holy fuck he wasn’t expecting that. He was only trying to fuck around. He whined when he was kicked, rolling over and curling up on himself as a soft groan came from him. 

  x{ “J-Jesus Toots, I was only fuckin’ around.”

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She giggled quietly, the giggles soon turning into a loud burst of laughter. Tears were in her eyes and everything. When Nano wanted to fight, it’s no laugh in matter, she’s serious.

“This is my screwing around! Oh you should have seen your face!”

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x{Fights ;; stainedpurple}x

“You look similar to the other grey jerks, so I’m guessing your name is Sips. Which is good, because Sips’ are generally jackasses so it makes kicking your butt even easier!”

She looks at him and just raises her fists and goes to gently punch against his stomach.

“Yeah take that jerk!”

     x{ — He wasn’t expecting the soft punch. A slight eyebrow raises before a slight smile shown across his face. Before anything could be stated, he let out a loud yelp.

  x{ “Holy shit- She’s like the female version of fuckin’ Chuck Norris!”

      x{ — Sips dropped to his knees, holding his gut before falling on his side. He didn’t move, closing his eyes, playing dead. 

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She watched him fall to the ground and stared at him confused as to what the hell just happened.

Carefully she nudged him with her foot, before booting him in the stomach, hard.

“Don’ frickin’ patronize me you twat!”

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Oi, grey-boy, I ain't seen your around before, so you gotta fight me! I just hope that the grey isn't stone in which case hit anyway apart from the face.

  x{ “How rude- Don’ even know my name? Sure- Lets go Toots.”

     x{ — Stands up, fists being rose before a soft smile spreads across his face.

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“You look similar to the other grey jerks, so I’m guessing your name is Sips. Which is good, because Sips’ are generally jackasses so it makes kicking your butt even easier!”

She looks at him and just raises her fists and goes to gently punch against his stomach.

“Yeah take that jerk!”

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Hello everyone, I’m a new Sips blog. Perhaps promo me?

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So, Nano. Have you ever sucked Smiffy's dick? If so, holy shit, you can do better

Yes I have.

DON’T INSULT MY GREEN BEAN ONLY I CAN DO THAT!

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Sᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ “Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ (...)”s. Tʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ‘ʏᴇs’ ᴏʀ ‘ɴᴏ’.

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It's so dead because you knock you knock em dead! *finger pistols* ))

DAMN RIGHT! Send help the cops are coming I killed 50 men. ]]