trying my best

just reblogs of stuff i like

[rcktpwr]

we all need to fuck

[acoolguy]

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

[slightlyunofficial]

cemeteries aren't creepy they're actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

[ruffboi-mags]

They used to be a common place to spend the afternoon and have a picnic and stuff! We should bring this back imo.

[should-be-sleeping]

As a kid my grandpa used to take me to the donut shop then the florist and we'd eat donuts in the cemetery while placing flowers on all the really old unkempt graves.

[vr-trakowski]

I used to take naps in the graveyard next to my dorm.  It was very pleasant until caterpillar season. 

[catcrumb]

this is a cycle that can cure depression

[sunfortune]

every time i don’t watch the oscar’s some insane shit happens. gonna keep not watching so this continues

[inchwormy]

[curseworm]

(suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions) once again god torments me for no purpose but sick amusement

[demonius-darkblade]

I love the latest controversy in the Catholic church! Some priests haven't been doing baptism right and because they decided those are all void they gotta deal with the implication they sent people to hell as a bit of a whoopsie.

[sea-mists]

feels like every few weeks I have to relearn how to exist, that I do need to sit in the sun and move my body and not drink too much coffee and dress in clothes that make me feel good and talk to my friends and journal and get off my phone sometimes and eat vegetables and drink more tea and generally reclaim the space in my life for myself ya know

[topherchris]

[commandtower-solring-go]

Friend posted this to facebook unironically. What the fuck

[commandtower-solring-go]

HIS LEFT AND RIGHT SIDE ARE ENTIRELY EXPOSED. QUICK, VAX THe BASTARD

[andmyvape-deactivated20260103]

Takin the shot boss

[vulgarette]

would you fuck the mailman for mail

[cowboy]

Are you not supposed to

[calellon]

why say many word when hngnfhhhgnfnh can do trick

[yukika-moved-deactivated2022010]

words cannot describe how little cryptocurrency means to me. i'd rather learn about the history of a mechanical pencil.

[pukicho]

I do spells and shit for the elderly on weekends.

[roseyturtles]

What kind of spells?

[pukicho]

Lightning bolt, cast familiar, raise dead, hellfire

[slowspinningredemption]

i think the most wholesome prank i ever pulled was with a friend who had a polaroid camera and we were out one evening walking around the neighbourhood and this one neighbour had a garden gnome and we kidnapped him for the evening and took a bunch of polaroids of his wild night out: gnome on the swing set, gnome climbing a tree, gnome laying down next to an empty bottle of vodka, gnome just causing an absolute ruckus and then we took all the pictures and put them in a little see-through food storage bag to keep them dry and put them under the gnome who we left on the doorstep of the house we got him from 

anyway a few nights later we walked past again and wondered if the photos had been found and what the person must have thought and then we saw the gnome in pride of place balanced on the window ledge, and stuck to the inside of the window behind him were the polaroids with a sign saying “The Boy On Tour” 

[softboypassing]

im going to watch an anime, should it be princess mononoke, cowboy bebop, or jojo

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

watch this

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

you can’t see because i’m on computer but i’m gesturing to my balls

[amygdalae]

the online popularity of classic wizards is indicative of society finally beginning to heal n recover from the Harry Potter's influence

[amygdalae]

YES INDEED.....*cackles*