tibia-fibula

ill bite u (threat)

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[soup-mother]

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

[jareckiworld]

Skaistė Verdingytė — Golden Vortex (oil on canvas, 2026)

[judasisgayriot]

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

[accordionlover]

one of the worst things abt being australian is always seeing out of touch thursday posts on fridays. makes me feel somewhat. out of touch.

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

WHY is there a huge exspolion ebery time i cut an atom in half. is it me? am i th prabelm?

[64mpg]

“my friend is ALWAYS sick and cancelling our plans” it sounds like your friends life suuucks and you should check on them

[soup-mother]

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[decompose1]

i know this is kinda bad and evil of me and i'm meant to be really nice to other autistic people with "different" ~needs and abilities~ (read: low support/level 1/"high functioning" lol) but i saw a post about only being reminded that autism is a Disability and not a Different Neurotype™️ because of the stress and like. well yes sure the stress is a huge part of it and i know you are disabled by it. but my g-d. we are not the same. we are in different worlds. i was overcome with this stupid irrational anger like "THAT'S what reminded you it's a disability!? nothing else??" because level 1s ALWAYSSSS forget about us High Support folks us l2-3 autists with big ugly problems. i can't bathe myself or do most daily living tasks by myself. i'm incontinent. i have a problem where drinks dribble out of my mouth sometimes and it causes drooling too cause my facial muscles are poorly developed. my sensory issues are extreme. i have huge horrible violent screaming meltdowns. i have a speech impediment and if im stressed at all i can't talk . you people live in another fucking world

[decompose1]

i think i get really upset about this stuff because it feels like such a clear way of showing the difference between autistic ppl with lower support needs and autistic ppl with higher support needs & the very different ways we struggle. it shows to me how little lower support needs people think of higher support needs people & how different our lives look. you don't know how it feels for professionals & family alike to treat you as either childish or dangerous or both, inherently untrustworthy, uncooperative, and incapable of making decisions about your own health. you don't know how it feels for your body & muscles & motor skills to be so poorly developed. and i'm happy for you, it's all really hard, and i know you DO struggle in your own ways. but it's so frustrating. it's frustrating for people who have the same developmental disability as you, only a little different, in a way that disables them just a little less, and it becomes hard to feel any community when you know they aren't thinking about you at all.

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[visenyaism]

the concept of identifying as ‘neurospicy’ as a grown adult is lowkey unbearable to me. but I guess I don’t have to do it

[haganez]

guy who keeps trying to make u wanna kill him bc he finds your bloodlust hot

[abjure-obsolescence]

getting hypnotized is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

[maletolion]

[clytemnestraaa]

i want to paint you a picture with words of what i just saw. older man like maybe 65-75 but very fit and wiry, riding a lime scooter FAST down the middle of the street, with a looooooooooong white beard flowing in the wind like truly flowing. with a blonde woman maybe early 20s standing behind him on the scooter clutching and giggling and whispering in his ear. love is real. or at least sex warlocks are.