enjoy the calm before the storm

this is a gravity falls blog. and i am so sad that i had to get rid of the spoiler warning in this description.

[silayter]

Hmmmm

[enbyzombies]

wait these are funny

which of these does NOT happen in gravity falls?

an entire boy band are kept as human pets

there is a chosen-many prophecy that ends up being completely useless

a major character isn't introduced until halfway through season 2

someone dies of carbon monoxide poisoning on screen

an innocent child is eaten alive to prove a point

it predated yet predicted the premises of fnaf AND ddlc

the entire town has some form of brain damage

"its okay, our vampires don't drink blood, so disney can't censor us"

ghosts attempt to kill children on multiple occasions. like not monsters. ghosts

dinosaurs are still alive but its not really a big deal

Voting ended onJul 4, 2023

[enbyzombies]

[id: a feels guy at the party meme, of someone standing in the corner of a party while other people dance around him, with the text edited to say "they don't know about big henry". /end id]

[gravityfallsrockz-deactivated20]

7 years ago today, Weirdmageddon officially began

[glad-c]

Some grunkles speedpaints

[artsymeeshee]

…that’s not exactly how rock, paper, scissors works

[o-lanterns]

Actually, Ford and Dracula are probably good friends and this is an inside joke.(Sir. You know you have no right to call him a nerd)

[feferipeixes]

Can you believe the twins are 21 now? Happy birthday Dipper and Mabel!

[eregyrn-falls-art]

Happy 21st Birthday, Dipper and Mabel!

Unbelievable. The kids are all grown up!  This definitely calls for a party blow-out at the Shack! (Though let’s be real, every birthday has probably involved that.)  And, the return of Love Patrol Alpha (2.0), probably doing “We Built This Township on Rock and Roll”!  Or possibly “You Make Love a Bad Game”, that’s another crowd-pleaser.  Followed of course by a toast with an adult beverage (or not! it’s their choice!).

(Looked at a ton of refs for both karaoke, and people toasting.)

[stan-twins]

stanley pines is a King. no i will not be accepting constructive criticism.

[artsymeeshee]

I too photosynthesize with this

[artsymeeshee]

not exactly the same reason as Mabel thinks.

[stephreynaart]

Dipper’s just a walking ball of anxiety isn’t he?

Poor baby! 

Let me know if there’s more of these, I’ve only found one or two other tweets

[veusin]

Recently I found a !SuccubusFord fic and I thought of 'what if he was Ace?' And now all I can think about is, this ferocious looking Ford with a tail, wings, fangs, and claws. But he just wants hugs, soft smooches, cuddles, and caresses (he wants to be petted dammit) Basically he sustains himself on the love and feelings of a good partnership. I don't know where I was going with this but do what you want with this info. I just needed to share this with someone *flies to back into anonymity*

oh this? this is an alternative i can get behind

[callmebliss]

[the-worm-man]

My role model everybody

[newgin-clever-title-goes-here-d]

Disney plus has gone and edited Stan’s fez symbol

In other words Disney is censoring gravity fall eps on there and may not be the best place to watch them

[danidery]

@weirdmageddon WHERE’S MY NASTY PATTY GF AU

[weirdmageddon]

HOLYY SHIT

[pines-troz]

Grunkle Stan: *to Dipper* Go out there and give ‘em what he needs! Pour on the charm! Sweet-talk him!

Dipper: *approaches health inspector with a cute smile* What can I get you…handsome?

[aanau]

im dying because i mean…

it feels so perfect?

[weirdmageddon]

“kid, listen carefully. we’re just gettin’ a lift back to the mystery shack. i need you to stay calm and don’t lose your cool. you understand?”

“can i lose my cool now?”

[aanau]

“the dark deed you requested is done”

[danidery]

[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: Gravity Falls

Sample Size: 8,150 stories

[stan-twins]

fuck this gives me heartburn (but i def contributed to that 2% ford×reader right there)