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oozey mess
we're not kids anymore.
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Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi
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if i look back, i am lost
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izzy's playlists!
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Not today Justin
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@stanaclown
I like to imagine Rose’s brothers gave her shit for not sticking it out with Shane Hollander long enough for him to meet the family then when they find out it’s because Shane is gay they give her shit for not passing him along to one of them and she’s like??? you’re not gay??? to which they’re like !!!! everyone’s gay for Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov ain’t special
The local oldies station just played "All Star" by Smashmouth. Which was made in 1999 and popularized again in "Shrek" in 2001.
"All Star" is an oldie.
holllanov rec list: jealous+protective ilya
bloodlust, bloodslut by prettyshadow (theaujasmin) (Explicit, 8,026 words)
It’s not Shane’s fault, really. The being hard and begging Ilya for it in a dirty public bathroom thing. If he had a nickel for every time it happened, he would now have two. Or: Guard dog Ilya punches a Metro, Shane gets to live his dream of licking Ilya’s blood, and Ilya finally gets his dick stepped on as god intended.
Dog by a_good_soldier (Explicit, 3,424 words)
“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.” Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch. “Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off. OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
love and lust (wanna be yours) by blankjournals (Explicit, 11,933 words)
“You really wouldn’t mind if I had sex with someone else?” Ilya does mind. Hearing it said back to him, almost makes him flinch, a sudden and brittle sound right next to his ear that he fails to recoil from in time. But he swallows back the bitter truth and replies, “Of course not. If that is what you want.” He waits, sitting on his living room couch, phone pressed painfully against his ear, his other hand gripping his knees till his knuckles blanched. He could feel his own heart rattling behind his ribs, pulse rockingloudly. His mind was an echo of alarm, demanding of him: Why isn't Shane saying anything? It was the loudest silence he’s ever lived through, until Shane finally said, “Okay.” OR: inspired by the fight in TLG where Ilya tells Shane he can sleep with other men. But this time, Shane actually takes the offer.
Shane Hollander goes Casual (so cool and unbothered) by Self_cursed (Explicit, 26,658 words)
Shane Hollander is tired of wanting someone he cannot have, and he’s dying as he waits for someone who will not stay. Someone who doesn’t want to stay, not when there are so many others waiting for him. Fun of another variety, Shane left a treat amongst many. It’s humiliating. It’s distracting. And it feels like shit. He wishes he could erase his feelings, move on as easily. In an effort to gain back control over the ‘situation’ that has become his romantic attraction to a notorious player, Shane attempts at imitating Ilya Rozanov’s methods until he perfects them and becomes as good as keeping it light and casual as his rival. Or Shane tries to Hoe Phase himself into a self discovery journey to choke and kill his feelings for Ilya Rozanov. Ilya is not the only who suffers from it, but he sure feels like he’s being choked and killed.
Tape to Tape by mcshrug (Explicit, 8,228 words)
Shane Hollander has chemistry with his new American linemate. Montreal fans are thrilled. Ilya Rozanov is not.
ten out of ten by gurlsrool (Mature, 10,798 words)
Ilya: He should buy lottery tickets because he is the luckiest man on earth Ilya: He should get on his knees and thank god everyday that he got to fuck youShane: Oh my God stopIlya: What? I do that Or: The man who topped Shane in Mexico posts about his experience, Ilya contemplates murder, and the other queer NHL players get caught in the crossfire.
tongues a-wagging by (Teen And Up Audiences, 29,008 words)
Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky. Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
truth covered in security by lisa6 (Explicit, 3,599 words)
“Rozanov,” Hollander says again, meaner. Ilya’s heart flutters. “Hi,” he purrs. Nastya lets out a sweet sound when he pulls back a little and Ilya kisses the shell of her ear, wondering if she’s too dazed from their fucking to question him making a phone call or if she just doesn’t care enough to ask. “You picked up fast. Missed me?” Or: Ilya is jealous and deals with it in a totally normal way — by calling Shane while he's having sex with someone else.
who's up missing bo chow with a cigarette in his mouth stopping a poker game no questions asked to dance with his wife 🤕
i'm gonna write that Teddy x Pine romcom just you fucking wait
guys who's ready for perfectly even february in a week
no thoughts, just this photo of Hudson
Does it fucking kill you too? Not anymore.
Hollanov + season 1 timeline
Sherlock Holmes (2009) dir. Guy Ritchie
this has been a PSA (Public Shane Announcement)
me watching the first episode of trigger: this drama is really good but the protagonist is missing something
episode two introducing moon baek: ahh yes, the narrative foil, the handsome antagonist with twink energy and a side of obsession for the main character, perfect.
the beauty of the revenged love polycule is that you can ship anyone of them with each other, and its still valid.
Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons
Ok but his eyes are literally begging Chi Cheng to land the hit.
not in love. REVENGED LOVE EP. 8
does everyone else spend every minute of watching Revenged Love thinking about wu suowei's name meaning "of little importance/sense" and about chi cheng nicknaming him dabao, the big/biggest treasure (with his beloved snake being relegated to erbao, second treasure) or is it just me.
"Weren't they best friends before? Aren't they tired of fighting after all these years?"
REVENGED LOVE (2025). EPISODE ONE -> EPISODE NINE.
